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egor
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PostPosted: 20 Aug 04, 18:06 
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Lets see if anyone gets these!

Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg

Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.

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Knock, knock.


Who's there?


The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why'd the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

Being raped.

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WHOOSH! I've only known a couple of people who've ever found them funny, and if you 'get' the jokes you'll realise the last one is not about finding rape funny!
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i found them quite funny. they play with your generic expectations.

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Yay, wasn't COMPLETELY a tumbleweed moment, you're well cool! :D
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cheers :D i just like keeping your threads alive! ()^

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my ickle sister liked the last two! ()^

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Just keeping threads alive for no reason is an absoulute pointless and stupid act, oh dear I seem to have kept this 1 alive, bummer!!!

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but this thread has funny jokes in it :(

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Jemzie wrote:
my ickle sister liked the last two! ()^


Then she is well cool too! :D

I love you guys! :( Seriously, this forum is full of super people!
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My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

He cant, he has no nose.
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pantohorse wrote:
My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

He cant, he has no nose.


::lol::

We're on fire!
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Credit where credit is due, that came from the Fast Show.
::lol::
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"My Dog has no nose"

"How does he smell"

"Well it's a combination of dog food and crap"

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pantohorse wrote:
Credit where credit is due, that came from the Fast Show.
::lol::


It was an old Morecombe and Wise joke long before the Fast Show.

...Ellie showing her age again....
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