
you'll laugh at me so much! I'm probably making a bigger deal of it than it actually is but it was beyond embarrassing.
well in short I went into work today and they were like 'oh wow Jessica you'll like our new member of staff' and I was like 'why?'. Then the lady speaks and she has the broadest Orkney accent ever and they were like 'she has a famous cousin...' So anyway I was already in hyper mode cos today was over with and i was like 'WOW CAMERON... you have to be joking' because that sort of thing impresses me, but then I went up to the staff room and i was thinking 'hmmmm that'd be a bit too convenient' cos I know that there aren't only like 10 inhabitents on Orkney. so basically they were all going 'Jessica loves Cameron' infront of ALL the customers which isn't true (no offense intended but my heart has been stolen by someone else that works there

) so I am bright red and they keep this up for an hour and I started to think 'well maybe it is true' because like I said I am gullable. but yeah I eventually figured out they were lying and I wasn't impressed... thankfully I never mentioned any muppet-ness or anything.
it's OK thought because I whacked the 2 of them (not the new lady I hasten to add cos they'd just got her to play along) on the head with a cuddly sheep toy.
when you write it it doesn't sound that embarrassing but I told the other members of staff that they were making me look like a muppet if you really were her cousin so now I am a laughing stock.
so I require practical joke ideas.....!!!