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i am rather lovely, arent i?

True, true. I'd rather snog you than egor.

even though he's minty fresh and i've been eating tuna and onion sandwiches all day?

Well, yeah. Even if you've been eating chunky dog food as well.

At least I'd be snogging a girly and not a girly pants.

golly, i'm strangely flattered

I think I over did it by calling egor a girly pants. Clearly I watch too much Cramp Twins

i love the cramp twins!

but yes, you did overdo it cos egor's not a girly pants at all. he's just nice

It must be the dodgy hair cut that does it.

(I'm nearly at 5000 posts, I'm catching up on you now. )

yay go you!

I'm there, I'm rocking, I'm rolling, I'm dancing.

Its not ******* funny... you sit down and tell them what to do, a regular cut, you EXPECT them to cut your hair, but then they start strafing you with all this small talk, STRAFING YOU I TELLS YAH! It starts of with 'you watching the game, watching the game?', all very smooth, A LITTLE TOO SMOOTH! And before you know it they're talking about mongolian mongooses taking over the world... and then they pop the question, 'its a mullet you want, right?', by this time you're nodding and agreeing to everything they say just to get them to shut, 'yes'... 'wait, no'... but its too late, they're not having any of it, THEY'RE NOT HAVING ANY OF IIITTTT!

Course, you could be talking about someone else's hair...

Have you thought about suing?

I wouldn't if I was you, Jemzie thinks you're cute. Maybe it's the hair that's doing it.
Face it, most haircuts grow on you after a while.

*huggles*

i dont talk to my hairdresser, i stare at the mirror, watching her diligently, ensuring she doesnt cut a hair out of place...

how are you today, chicken?

Why am I finding that funny?

*huggles*! (aimed at jemzie, that is...)

I'd just like to say one thing thats great about getting a haircut, they put that sheet on you to stop hair getting anywhere, which means you can play with yourself without them knowing!

God, I'm being a wang...