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vickyleigh
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PostPosted: 23 Sep 04, 22:16 
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Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diomand to marry them, a club to batter them and a spade to bury the b*stards! {@}

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A man returns home to find his wife in bed. The phone rings, he picks it up and his wife hears him shout, "how should I know im not the flippin' weatherman!" She asks him "who on earth was that dear?" "Not sure," replys her husband. "Just some idiot asking if the coast was clear."

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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::
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I'm sorry if I'm wrong here, I may very well be, but I gues that Vicky has a big downer on men.

I feel slightly scared. :(
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I am more scared about your "upper " on women panto :angel:
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pantohorse wrote:
I'm sorry if I'm wrong here, I may very well be, but I gues that Vicky has a big downer on men.

I feel slightly scared. :(


You dont have to feel scared Panto ::lol:: But your right about me having a bit of a downer on men. I guess I just pick the wrongens, my I hate men phase will pass like it always does ::lol::

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We're not really bad, just very stupid. The powers that be gave us genitals and brains in the same proportions.
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sorry panto but that is complete bollox ()^ ::lol:: ::lol::
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Thats one brave horse entering this thread,... ::lol::
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happy clappy wrote:
sorry panto but that is complete bollox ()^ ::lol:: ::lol::



::lol:: ::lol:: Good one HC ::lol:: ::lol::

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Shall I shut up now? ::lol:: ::lol::
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no keep going we enjoy taking the p*ss out of the dumb male ;) :angel:
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Why do I suddenly feel like I'm making Forrest Gump look like a genius? ::lol::
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::lol:: @blagman's pic ::lol:: ::lol::
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