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Madeline
 Post subject: Chav Jokes
PostPosted: 03 Oct 04, 11:08 
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Two chavs in a car; but no music. Who is driving?
The Police.
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WARNING do not read this joke while drinking a cup of tea. You are likely to spray it all over the screen like wot I just did :D ::lol::
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Why are chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use, but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
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A chav walks into a jobcenter and announces, "Oi, I'm looking for work." The offical says, "You couldn't have come at a better time. We've just had this in: chauffeur for millionaire who needs his nymphomanic twin daughters driving round in his Merceded. Full board is included, and you have to accompany the girls on their foreign holidays. The salary is 100,000 pounds pa."

The chav says: "Your having me on!"
"Right," says the clerk, "but you started it."
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::lol:: ::lol:: love the slinkie one ()^
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What's the first question in a chavs' quiz night?

"Oo you looking at?'"
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happy clappy wrote:
WARNING do not read this joke while drinking a cup of tea. You are likely to spray it all over the screen like wot I just did :D ::lol::


::lol::

WARNING - NO 2
do not read this joke while eating you cereal at your desk!! (supervisor gives you funny looks and the milk goes everywhere!!)
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WARNING no 3

Do not read this thread whilst performing urgent work on the company's and UK's live academic database system :oops:

There are now 20,000 people who's surname is 'Chav' :oops:
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

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