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last night Rob aka Mr Ice T, started to beat box ,, he is weird but talented.....

'beat box' is that another term for hand-to-gland combat?

Stan wants to leave, he told Margi that he can feel himself getting narked and if he stays he will start having a go at people.
Jeff told Rob today that his ex, Jade, would throw you under a bus if she was p***** off Rob asked him why he was going to take a phone call from her, Jeff said he wanted to ask how the kids were.........Rob said. "Just say how are the kids, when she tells you how they are just hang up" Jeff it seems knows that would not be a good idea, the poor lad must be scared shitless.

Ex-footie player Stan Collymore looks to have become the latest victim of Vanilla Ice's charm offensive.

The former Farm Manager - who resigned from his privileged position earlier this week citing the lazy attitudes of certain Farmhands as his reason - has paid a trip to the Outhouse to let off some steam about the American artist.

After praising the efforts of fellow Farmhands Rebecca and Jeff and professional tutors Ryan and Jon, as well as claiming that he loves life on the Farm, Stan admitted that the antics of a certain rapper were beginning to wear on his nerves.

"Rob [Vanilla] is making people laugh, but he's doing nothing," Stan moaned. "I don't think that's fair."

"I've learnt a lot and I love it," Stan said of farming life, going on to claim that he loves it so much, that he'd even consider working on a farm in the future.

Despite worrying that he'd appear too "serious" and "anal" if he shared his woes with his peers, Stan eventually decided that he should at least chat with Farm Manager Debbie...
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The NOTW are using their source to inform us that Jeff is after Jade's money. IMO: after taking her on in the first place........he will never get enough compsenation for the embarrassment his involvment with her has done to his reputation. Whereas she, has come out of the relationship with 2 lovely children and more money in the bank from selling stories and photos of her son and herself to the lowest bidder.

Jeff's after Jade's dosh

Give me the Goodys



THERE'S always one greedy pig on The Farm...so step forward reality TV stalwart JEFF BRAZIER.

We hear the baby-faced himbo wants a slice of the JADE GOODY fortune now they've split—and quite a hefty slice at that.

As well as claiming half of their £300k Essex home, Jeff wants the sunbed shop she bought him and her £40k Merc.

But Jade, who has amassed a £1m treasure chest after her Big Brother 3 stint, is having none of it.

Now the pair are heading for the law courts.

Our source said: "Poor Jade has been through a really tough time since splitting with Jeff and this is the last thing she needs.

"He is being totally unreasonable and she'll do everything she can to avoid paying.

"She's already paid off his debts and supported him while they were together, but now he's trying to take her to the cleaners."

The reality romance that was Jade 'n' Jeff began in the summer of 2002, but it hit the skids less than a year later when Jeff stormed out after a furious row.

The couple patched things up, had a kid, then split for good in May when Jade was expecting their second child.

The break-up followed another drunken ding-dong at Goody Villas which ended with them both being arrested.

But despite their legendary bust-ups, they're rock solid when it comes to their children—BOBBY JACK, who is 16 months, and two-week-old FREDDIE.

And Jeff, 24, who is currently starring in Five's The Farm, says being a good dad is his No 1 priority.

Well, that and getting his mitts on his ex-lover's cash.

But even though Jade has vowed to fight Jeff every step of the way—which would deter most normal men—pals say she still loves him and wants him back.

Sadly, Jeff isn't keen and is about to buy a £400k town house in Harlow with his pal ex-Hollyoaks star ANDY NEWTON LEE.

He's also been linked with former Emmerdale babe ADELE SILVA, who he met during Living TV's I'm Famous And Frightened 2.

Our source added: "Jade loves Jeff and hasn't given up hope that they can patch up their differences and sort things out for the sake of the kids.

"But she can't believe he's trying to take her for all he can get, especially as she's bringing up their two children. One thing's for sure. Jade won't give up without a fight."

Bring it on...
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Stan's return to the Farmhouse after a tetanus jab was a cause for celebration. But one woman in particular was thrilled to have the ace Farmhand back...

Stan received an especially warm welcome from Rebecca. She flung her arms around the ex-footballer and planted a large smacker on his lips.

She then spent the evening gazing lovingly at him. Sweet Stan thought something might be up with Rebecca. "Why are you not OK?" he asked the soulful lady.

Her answer was cryptic. "I'm thinking about a situation," she said, fixing Stan with a meaningful stare.

"You remind me so much of my Mum," Stan said.

Anyone looking for tips on how to wind a man round their little finger would do well to watch Rebecca in action.

She positioned herself at Stan's feet, gazing up at him while twiddling her hair. "I missed watching you doing the tasks today," she told him huskily.

This girl is good!



Rebecca has admitted she was worried when she heard that Stan was going to be on the Farm. She has been associated with footballers in the past and was concerned that people would assume she'd go after Stan.

"You were the only person out of everyone I thought was going to absolutely hate me... but I couldn't have been more surprised by anyone," murmured Rebecca.

Stan agreed the pair got on well and wished they could talk on a "whole different level." "Yeah, a private one," added his admirer.

Rebecca then started to talk of hoses and let a casual finger wander up Stan's thigh.

There was a tense moment when Stan murmured, "Rebecca Loos... the other woman". Perhaps not the most tactful of lines.

This could get interesting...

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Debbie, acting farm manager has told the farm hands to make sure all the clothes and personal items are ready to pack at short notice because one of them is leaving tonight.
The farm hand who is evicted at 10pm tonight will be asked to nominate who they want to see become farm manager till Wednesday night.

One thing you can say about Debbie, she knows her place in lifes pecking order.
If she could she would be doing Victoria's share of the chores for her. She is/has made every excuse for Victoria's refusal to 'muck in'.

i saw some of this last night....i now know the answer to that question...

Stan had is hissy half hour again tonight........he is not happy with Rob and Victoria's work ethic. Stan sets the pace then gets p***** off if the others don't keep up with him. He runs hot and cold all day and must be very tiring to live with 24/7.
Lady what am I doing here ? Victoria got her her marching orders tonight.........Rebecca, Richie and Jeff are not doing very well with the viewers it seems, the 3 of them got the lowest amount of votes.
Victoria picked Debbie for farm manager, so Debbie wil be excempt from eviction on Wednesday.


The birth of two bull calves in so many days has taken the testosterone level at the Farm to challenging new highs.

Either that, or tonight's impending Farmageddon, where one of the Farmhands will get the chop, is having a serious effect on Stan and Vanilla's ability to keep their cool.

The fact that Stan thinks Vanilla is lazy and that Vanilla doesn't like Stan's attitude is hardly a secret. But in a blazing row, the duo didn't hold back in letting the other know just what they think.

A snide remark was all it took for Vanilla to fly off the handle and demand that Stan get off his case. Some very colourful language passed between the pair, Vanilla screaming that Stan had no right to criticise him, Stan retorting that Vanilla had sat about doing nothing for much of the week.



"You ain't done nothing!" Stan squared up to the rapper.

"You ain't my boss," Vanilla blasted back.

Margi put her two pence in to kindly inform Stan that she'd be happy to "take" Vanilla in an argument should the angry footie star so desire, while Lady Victoria kept characteristically quiet but appeared to lean towards Vanilla's side.

Meanwhile, Vanilla and Rob had done the sensible thing and put distance between them.

"This is not the football field that he thinks he's the Captain of," the rap star roared in the Outhouse.

"He does nothing, it's all me me f*****g me," was Stan's summary of Rob's performance on the Farm.

Oh dear...
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Soggy Celebs
Life on the farm is certainly not turning out to be the genteel experience in English husbandry the celebs may have expected. As they struggled out of bed just after dawn, the rain was coming down like a Bangladesh monsoon.

Rebecca and Debbie were the first to work, the latter accessorising her overalls with a fetching bright red bullfighter's hat. Whether or not Ryan thought her clobber slightly strange, we'll never know. The no-nonsense farmer was straight down to business with the morning's chores - preparing animal feed, clearing out the pig sheds, helping Terry to milk Rita, and checking on the new calves.



If the atmosphere was miserable outside, it wasn't much better inside, as Debbie moaned that Stan is winding everyone up. Following last night's bust up, during which the ex-footballer called Rob lazy - again - the mood was tense. "I got really upset...Rob was really hurt," she told Ryan with a frown.

Though Ryan felt it needed saying, Debs has had enough of Stan getting on people's backs, labelling him "the school bully". "All week I haven't said anything...I couldn't care less, but someone has got to do the job," she said briskly, promising to say something to him this morning.

Ryan was uneasy about her opening a can of worms and reckoned everything had been said. "I would let Stan have a new day...just give him a hug and get on with it - there's lots to do," was his decisive conclusion. Heading out into the wet yard, shaking his head, he added well within earshot, "It's like having a bunch of bloody 6 year olds on the place."

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Soggy Celebs
Life on the farm is certainly not turning out to be the genteel experience in English husbandry the celebs may have expected. As they struggled out of bed just after dawn, the rain was coming down like a Bangladesh monsoon.

Rebecca and Debbie were the first to work, the latter accessorising her overalls with a fetching bright red bullfighter's hat. Whether or not Ryan thought her clobber slightly strange, we'll never know. The no-nonsense farmer was straight down to business with the morning's chores - preparing animal feed, clearing out the pig sheds, helping Terry to milk Rita, and checking on the new calves.



If the atmosphere was miserable outside, it wasn't much better inside, as Debbie moaned that Stan is winding everyone up. Following last night's bust up, during which the ex-footballer called Rob lazy - again - the mood was tense. "I got really upset...Rob was really hurt," she told Ryan with a frown.

Though Ryan felt it needed saying, Debs has had enough of Stan getting on people's backs, labelling him "the school bully". "All week I haven't said anything...I couldn't care less, but someone has got to do the job," she said briskly, promising to say something to him this morning.

Ryan was uneasy about her opening a can of worms and reckoned everything had been said. "I would let Stan have a new day...just give him a hug and get on with it - there's lots to do," was his decisive conclusion. Heading out into the wet yard, shaking his head, he added well within earshot, "It's like having a bunch of bloody 6 year olds on the place."

Or is it worse?

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Colin fancies role with Loos


RANDY actor Colin Farrell has launched a bid to bed Rebecca Loos — by inviting her to a “screen test” on his casting couch.

The Irish romeo, 28, is offering her the chance of a big part ... as his love interest in a movie.

Rebecca, 27 — who claims she had an affair with David Beckham — agreed to meet the Alexander star once she finishes Five reality show The Farm.

A pal said: “Colin fell for Rebecca after seeing her on TV and got his agent to call hers. Rather than asking her out, he proposed a screen test. They’ll read lines on camera to see if they gel and Colin hopes the chemistry spills into real life.”


Bisexual Rebecca has been canoodling on TV with fellow farmhand Stan Collymore, 33.

She kissed the sex-mad ex-Liverpool ace on the lips, touched his thigh and said she was “thinking about a situation”.
On the couch ... Loos and Collymore

Stan, axed as a BBC pundit after dogging — watching sex in public — referred to her alleged affair with Becks, saying: “Rebecca Loos — the other woman”.

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Will Bertie the Angus Calf next booking be on celebrity Ready Steady Cookm

They are talking to their agents right now.