BB FANS

(READ THEM OUT LOUD)

1) That's not right...................................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.................... Hu Yu Hai Ding?

3) See me ASAP........................................ Kum Hai Nao

4) Stupid Man............................................. Dum Gai

5) Small Horse........................................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?........................... Wai Yu So Tan?

7) I bumped into a coffee table........................ Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift........................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here.................................. Wai So Dim?

10) I thought you were on a diet...................... Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone............................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.......... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight.................................. Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile........................... Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive........................... Yu Stin Ki Pu

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu, but I think it's Colin.

Good ole Tommy, eh?

Good one Jim!