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angusthebull
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PostPosted: 05 Oct 04, 14:19 
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This is a favourite in the herd...

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It drove down the road and turned into a field!

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Another one we like in the herd....whats the difference between a giraffe and a tractor?

One has hydraulics the other high b******s

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angusthebull wrote:
Another one we like in the herd....whats the difference between a giraffe and a tractor?

One has hydraulics the other high b******s


I'm still waiting for the punchline to the first one ${

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Vickyleigh, it's similar to a joke I used in my Best Man's speech at my mate's wedding:
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Firstly, I learnt that, up there with the important stuff such as remembering the wedding ring, were to get XXX here:

ON TIME, which is a first,
SOBER, which is unusual,
AND SMART, which is unheard of.
Still, 2 out of three ain’t bad, after all, look at what I’ve had to work with, I’m the Best Man, not a magician. By the way, if anyone’s a magician, it’s got to be XXX – the amount of times I’ve walked down the road and he’s turned into a pub!

Geddit now?

Full copies of my speech are available on request...
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lol very good!!

2 cows in a field discussing Mad Cow Disease...one turns to the other and says it doesnt affect me, I'm a tractor

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