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Chloe
 Post subject: Men are like...
PostPosted: 09 Oct 04, 0:09 
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Men are like...

Men are like... Laxatives - They irritate the **** out of you.

Men are like... Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like... Vacations - They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like... Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like... Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like... Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like... Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like... Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like... Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like... Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like... Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like... Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like... Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like... Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
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yep agree with all of that ()^ ::lol::
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Chloe
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Me too!! ::lol:: ::lol::
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Jemzie
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awww men arent that bad.... ::lol::

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BBoop
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no there are one or two lovely ones. :angel:
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Chloe
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One or two HC ;)
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One or two if your lucky ::lol::

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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::
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