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I want one of those games, they look like so much fun.

OUTHOUSE: Rob
After this morning's spat with The Farm's resident vegetarian, Rob visited the Outhouse to vent his feelings.

Initiating another controversial discussion earlier, he'd challenged Rebecca on her ethics just as she was tucking into her cereal.

Paying a visit to the Outhouse herself, Rebecca had laid into the Farm Manager, calling him "stupid", and it's no secret that she thinks he's lazy. Rob's ears must have been burning, for he then trooped off to give his side of the story.

Regurgitating many of his comments from their breakfast barney, he expressed his dismay at how she could be so critical of meat eaters. "I told her 'everything you're doing is assisting in the death of every animal here to go to market!'," he shrieked.



"It's a joke! She don't even belong here," he ranted, totally ignoring the fact he'd been asked for his thoughts on Stonehenge. "She thinks this is some kind of petting zoo," he said.

He also thinks Ryan showed her a little favouritism in Monday's Farmhands' exam, specifically the chicken-catching. "I think Ryan has something for [her], which is funny 'cos I think he could do a lot better," he laughed.

Denigrating Rebecca's charms further, he added, "[Ryan's] a damn handsome farmer, but maybe he's been on the farm too long."

Labelling her "irritating" and "fake", he nominated her as the Farmhand he'd most like to see go tonight. And though she doesn't rate his style or input as Farm Manager, he thought things were going pretty well under his leadership, feeling that everything was, in fact, getting done "more efficiently...with a smile on everybody's face".

"My style is to let everybody do what they know, don't ride their back," he smiled, though he doubted his jackass behaviour had earned him any respect.

Not with one lady, that's for sure!

Ch5

The Farmhands have chosen Jeff to shepherd them through their final days on the Farm. This also means he will automatically go through to Sunday's showdown for the title of Top Farmer.

Jeff felt the best tactic to keep his flock happy was simply to "carry on as usual". The cheeky chappy added his newfound power won't go to his head. "I'm not going to start being bossy, I'll just lead by example."

Laid-back Jeff's go-with-the-flow attitude even accepts that Vanilla isn't suddenly going to transform into Farmer Ryan. "I don't expect too much from him work-wise. That's not what he's here for and I'm certainly not going to let it wind me up."

Jeff didn't allow himself much credit for his promotion. Despite being top of the class in the farming exams, he thought he had only been picked because everyone else has already had a go.

"It's by default as opposed to by merit I think," said the ever-modest Essex boy, but the girls soon corrected him.



Debbie and Rebecca made it quite clear that Jeff had flourished into a fabulous Farm Manager. "You knew nothing about farming, but you've probably worked the hardest. You've absorbed everything and wanted to learn," said Debbie.

Rebecca agreed Jeff's thirst for knowledge was inspiring, adding, "We like seeing you walking around in your boxer shorts."

Jeff confessed his main concern was not feeling worthy of going straight through to the finale. "It's sort of like a shortcut. I'd rather it be purely on hard work as opposed to getting out of a vote."

Yet Rebecca was convinced that Jeff would've been in the running anyway. "There's no doubt about it. I had a telepathic message from the outside world."

That settles it then.
Ch5

Poxy horse, Poxy chicken. That is what Jeff calls the horses and chickens on the farm. He has been trying very hard to play down his strong chanch of winning the title, but like all 2 faced people he lets his real side show through every so often. He is also a wimp! he let a woman of 50 Debbie shovel **** for 2 and a half hours this morning rather then call Dumb Ass out to help him.
He appears on Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes after this show and more then likely to weeks of him and the Albainian Discus thrower look-alike Jade in 'OK' and 'Heat' telling their fan how much theu love each other and that they are going to stop the fists fights so their children can get some sleep.

Rob really has it in for Rebecca. I wonder if he will slag her off in front of Stan?

Sunday's final drawing near, Vanilla has begun to speculate which of the four Farmhands is destined for farming fame. Not that he cares or anything.

Moseying up to a hard-at-work Jeff, he tactfully brought up the subject. "What you doing 'cos I'm busting my arse," grunted Jeff.

"That's why you're going to win bro," Vanilla suggested. "The girlies love you."

Yet Jeff didn't fancy his chances much, arguing it's always good to be the underdog. "In that case I'm gonna win," grinned the rapper.

Vanilla soon backtracked though. "No way dude, they can't let me win," he murmured as if there were some huge conspiracy afoot.



The rapper reckons Debbie would make a worthy winner too. "That'd be cool, perfect for everybody," he reflected. However, he's quite clear on who shouldn't bring home the bacon.

"I'll tell you it's a slap in the face to all farmers if Rebecca wins it... to let the vegetarian win," he seethed. Rebecca, who had been working hard while Ice spent the morning in bed, might argue there are other qualities essential to being a good farmer.

Not that any of it is important, Vanilla added. "It doesn't matter in our heads. Only thing I care about is winning at dominoes!"

Still, the title Top Farmer has a certain ring to it doesn't it?
Ch5

I wpild love to see the voting stats for this program.

Jade's mobile bill will put a dent in her last few bob.
Debbie and Rebecca who have worked their arses off are both ready to pack their bags. Rebecca has just said she is ready to leave and that she might just walk out like Stan did.
The ticker tape text messages are unbelievable. Most of them are for Rob or Jeff................you are sexy, you are so funny, Ryan will you marry me?...........................
IMO: the real winner no matter what happens is Rebecca with Debbie in second place.

Oh great, the PA with additional skills of advanced mistressing is going to be the winner of a popularity show. What the goodnessare we seeing in this Bi sexual fashion accident.

oh and the ticker tape texts loop for hours, my network disconed then when i came back two hours later it was the same messages..

everyone seems to be bisexual these days. it seems like a way to take advantage of the popularity of the gay lifestyle without any of the pain that comes from being "different".

i mean, out of all these bisexual people, how many of them have actually had a serious long term relationship with someone of the same gender rather than just a few one night stands?

if you have a glass of wine it doesnt make you an alcoholic...

and no, that is not a direct plagiarism from the Book of Camp i found in the university library

what are you like


Does that book explain why a Bisexual isnt Gay but is allowed to attend a Gay Lesbian rally.

i think it's probably something to do with how trannies like nadia arent gay but are allowed to attend those rallies

i dont like rebecca shes too edgey!

There's also the fact that's she's pathetic. You could always dislike her for that too

i love dem ho's, love dem ho's, love dem ho-ooooh's!!!

that can be the anthem of the rebecca loos fans