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BLAZIN’ (adjective) 1. excellent, very good. 2. an expression of admiration or respec’ indicating that things are sorted. as in: “That’s a blazin’ set of wheels.”

BRETHREN (noun) 1. family. 2. close friends or associates. 3. like-minded individuals who have formed a bond of friendship in shopping centres. 4. homies.

BLING (noun) 1. expensive and bulky jewellery. 2. large quantities of these items esp. chains. 3. products sold at jewellery counters in Argos or Index.

COFFIN DODGER (noun) 1. an Old Age Pensioner. 2. a person over the age of 50. 3. a person who is seen in public not wearing a piece of clothing made by Adidas or Burberry.

DISS (verb) to treat with disrespect or contempt. used esp. as a verbal insult.

DOB IN (verb) to report wrongdoing to the police or public authorities.

GIVIT’ LARGE (expression) 1. enjoy recreational activities to the maximum. 2. behaving as the life and soul of the party. as in: “Kevin is really buzzin’ tonight — he’s givinit’ large.”

GOV (noun) 1. a killjoy authority figure likely to attempt to prevent vandalism, shop-lifting or anti-social behaviour. 2. traffic warden, community beat officer, social worker, council official, private security guard. as in: “Floor it, he looks like he’s gov.”

INNIT? (abbreviated sentence) 1. it is. 2. question seeking confirmation of an obvious fact. as in: “It’s borin’ on the dole, innnit?”

LEZZA (noun) a term of admiration or respect for a gay female prepared to take part in group sex.

LUSHINNIT? (abbreviated sentence) 1. a positive expression of satisfaction or contentment not requiring a reply. 2. a boast designed to draw attention to a flashy item recently purchased or shop-lifted.

MACKY D’S (noun) 1. a wholesome and satisfying meal 2. a popular meeting place for a social gathering.

MINGER (noun) 1. a very ugly female deemed too unattractive for a sexual relationship. 2. opposite of “talent”.

SOLID (adj) 1. a reliable and trustworthy individual. 2. a person who has earned the unfailing respect of their peers through a long record of exemplary behaviour.

TREK (verb) 1. to go for a walk. 2. to leave the lounge for any reason. as in: “Do you fancy a trek out to get a Chazzz burgaaa?”

TWOK (verb) to steal or hotwire a motor vehicle. (derived from police offence “taking without owner konsent.”)

WOT U F***IN’ SAY? (abbreviated sentence) 1. excuse me? 2. pardon? used esp. in conversation with a figure of authority.

YERLOOKINFERASLAP? (abbreviated sentence) 1. exclamation indicating lack of patience. 2. a threat of violence.