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Ok. I used to hate telling jokes because I feared no one would laugh. I don't care anymore because it is the thought that counts. You can laugh at me if you groan at the jokes, but here goes;
3 guys have died round about xmas and are waiting at the pearly gates. St Pete comes down and decides to have some fun with them. He tells them they cannot get in UNLESS they have on their person someting that will commemmorate this remarkable and religious time of year.
The first guy searched his pockets and found nothing but his fags and lighter. He has a flash of insiration and takes out his cigarrete lighter and St Pete says 'what has this to do with xmas '
His reply went;
This looks like a xmas candle, lit especialy for Jesus'. St Pete nods approvingly & lets him in.
The 2nd guy searched his pockets and found a set of car keys. In a flash of insperation he shakes them and convinces St Pete they are just like xmas bells ringing especially for Jesus. St Pete nods and lets him in.
The 3rd guy frantically searches his pockets, hand can only pull out a pair of knickers. St Pete says ' what is that to do with xmas'. Andhe replies
THEY ARE CAROL'S
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