BB FANS

O.A.P couple, Albert and Elsie were sat in a café reminiscing
Elsie said to Albert ‘Do you realise, it’s 50 years to the day, that we first met in this very café’
‘Yes’ said Albert ‘and if you remember, after our meal we went behind the gasworks and I bent you over the fence and gave you a good seeing to’

‘Hmm’ said Elsie with a twinkle in her eye,’ How do you fancy going back there and recapturing old memories’

A young chap overheard their conversation and decided to hide and watch them for a giggle.
As he caught up to them behind the gasworks, the fun was just starting. Albert grasped Elsie’s buttocks and she grabbed hold of the railing to take the strain.

What followed left the young chap gasping in admiration.
Albert’s backside was a blur as it piston’d in and out, there were arms and legs waving everywhere.5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, and the action was frenzied. The young chap had never witnessed such an amazing sexual display.
Finally after about 25 minutes the old couple collapsed, gasping in a heap on the floor.

The young chap couldn’t contain himself any longer, rushing up to them he said ‘that was amazing. I’ve seen lots of videos and such. But I have never seen such an athletic performance before. Tell me, was it this good 50 years ago?’

Albert opened one eye and looked up, ‘Nah lad, but 50 years ago the bloody fence wasn’t electrified’

Brilliant

heard that b4 but still makes me laugh