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Suzanne
 Post subject: His and Hers Diaries
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GIRL'S DIARY

Sunday 11th May 2003.

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.

I cried myself to sleep.. . . . . . . .

BLOKES DIARY

Sunday 11th May 2003.

My football team was relegated today. Gutted. Got a shag though.
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You've been reading "Why Men Lie & Women Cry" haven't you Suzanne? LOL
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: Funny cos it's true!

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CameronBB4 wrote:
Men Lie



you just noticed ()^
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Actually altho the joke is funny it would never happen ...any women worth her salt would have nagged him til she got to the bottom of the problem :angel: ;)

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HC wrote:
CameronBB4 wrote:
Men Lie



you just noticed ()^



::lol:: ::lol::
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The thing about men lying is that women just KNOW whenever it happens. Men are really bad at picking up all the undertones women use. But let's not get into all that again... hehehehahahahahihihihohhoho.
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of course we know cos we're not as stupid as you make us out to be. It's no big secret ()^
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We don't make you out to be stupid. Some of "you" do a good enough job on your own. (not You)
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CameronBB4 wrote:
(not You)



now do I believe that or don't I? :-? Hard to know these days...........
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lol - I get the reference! Would tell you the truth if I'd lied of course, you know that.
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hehehehahahahahihihihohhoho.


Practising for the panto are we? :wave:
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