BB FANS

once a day...unless the kids are naughty then I get them to do it

How often are YOU naughty

oh I can do naughty quite often


How often are you glad of your straight forward lifestyle?

usually i am but sometimes i fancy a change

how often do you have a nightmare?

I never have nightmares, used to when I was younger occasionaly but never now



How often do you enjoy a lovely phone call cos it's just nice

i usually hate speaking on the phone but sometimes it's nice, depending on who it is.

how often do you chew gum?

never, it makes me look like a cow


How often do you think someone could say something about that post but just daren't!

You don't need any help there do you HC

Well not me

How often do you take the **** out of someone that you really thing the world of

aww how sweet I sometimes do...

how often do you have the **** taken out of you but you don't know if they mean it?

I always have the p*** taken out of me and never believe it's mean..life's too short ..and ignorance is bliss

How far is it to our nearest pub

to my nearest pub? half a mile maybe

how often do you go to the pub?

Not as often as I used to.


How often do you go for a pub lunch/ dinner?

when i can it beats cooking

How often is your patience severely tested?

I'd be lying if I said anything other than everyday


How often do you replace the loo roll in your house?

Well..........if the puppy gets it or the kids are in that kind of mood ..about twice a day,,,normally every 2 to 3 days (just what do kids do with all that paper??)

How often do you expel wind?

well I know a few full of hot air



How often do you throw away junk mail unopened?