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3 men are waiting at the pearly gates when St Peter says "I will let you in if you have something to do with christmas on your person."

The first man reaches into his pockets and pulls out 2 lighters.

St Peter says "And what does that represent?"

The first man holds the lighters up above his head and flicks them and says"They are candles"

St Peter is impressed and dutifully lets him in.

The second man reaches into his pockets and pulls out a set of keys.

St Peter asks "Now what do these represent?"

The second man starts jangling them and says "They are the bells that ring out through the land at Christmas."

St Peter nods his head and lets him into heaven.

St Peter turns to the third man and says "Now what do you have that represents christmas?"

The third man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pink G-String and shows it to St Peter.

"And what do those have to do with christmas?" asks St Peter.

"They're Carols....."