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JimD
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PostPosted: 11 Nov 04, 0:09 
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The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home.

He walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling: 'CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!!

TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!!

TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE

MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!'

The wife is very upset: 'What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?'

The husband calmly replies: 'This is to show you what it feels like, when I am driving and you sit next to me...'
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Well said JimD.
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I'd have whack him with the frying pan and told him to cook his own bleeding dinner :angel:

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${ I'm struggling with the concept of the man knowing his way to the kitchen at all.
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HC wrote:
${ I'm struggling with the concept of the man knowing his way to the kitchen at all.



Image HC IS PICKING ON MEN....AGAIN Image
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I can hear Cilla, just around the corner.
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Let HC off, she struggles with lots of concepts, being a girl :D
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I don't struggle with having the last word though :D
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pardon? ::lol::
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You know you don't want to play this game with me HC, i've a secret weapon, INSOMNIA!!! :D
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are you asleep now? :D
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Big Brother is watching :D

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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::
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