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25 lines from Star Wars that have been improved by adding the word ‘pants’

1) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2) You are unwise to lower your pants.
3) We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5) These pants may not look like much kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.
6) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8) Han will have those pants down, we’ve got to give him more time.
9) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10) I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my pants back home.
11) TK421…….why aren’t you in your pants?
12) Lock the door…..and hope they don’t have pants.
13) Governor Tarkin, I recognised your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14) You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.
15) Luke….help me take….these pants off.
16) Great Chewie….always thinking with your pants.
17) That blast came from those pants – that thing’s operational!
18) Don’t worry. Chewie and I have got into a lot more pants more heavily guarded than this.
19) Maybe you’d like it back in your pants Your Highness.
20) Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
21) Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22) Attention. This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of my pants. I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
23) Yeah, well. Short pants is better than no pants at all Chewie.
24) I cannot teach him. The Boy has no pants.
25) You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.