These 2 ham-actors should know how they are all playing the game
Jungle lovers give verdict
JORDAN SAYS: I reckon the first big argument will involve Janet Street-Porter. She’s right stroppy, what with moaning about riding the horses into camp and having a go at Brian for smoking.
That’s the thing about the jungle — it very quickly shows you up if you’re bossy or a whiner.
Brian is still upset over his nan’s death, so the last thing you’d expect is her to nag him.
I was shocked by Natalie and the spider drama — give it a rest! I’d have been furious if she’d woken the whole camp. And if she already thinks she can’t hack it I can’t see why she bothered going at all.
Janet also had a go at Paul Burrell being a butler — I’m with her on that.
He’s already smarming around the place. If you packaged him he’d be haemorrhoid cream!
The other shock I got was seeing Sheila Ferguson kiss Burrell when he got caught with the teabags before going into camp. I reckon it was a Judas kiss.
It’s typical of Fran Cosgrave to be all over Natalie like a rash and try to rescue her from the imaginary spider. You can tell he fancies himself as Superman.
Earlier, he’d already said he thought Nancy was the best person in camp. After going out with a woman with a nose like Pluto and a melted face (Jodie Marsh), I reckon he’d fancy an iguana if he saw one — and be grateful if it chewed on his nuts.
I’m glad he had to quit the Bushtucker Trial, it might take him down a peg. I liked Joe Pasquale, he was taking the p*** out of Burrell about man breasts.
He’s not up his own butt, unlike others. And talking of Janet ... it’s worth taking a bet that she’ll be patronising to Nancy and Sophie, because she thinks because they’re models, they must be dumb and stupid.
PETER ANDRE SAYS: On the first day, there’s a lot of peacocking by the blokes, as Fran Cosgrave proved. He fancies himself as the camp’s leader, but made himself look a d***head by acting like a kind of hero.
Natalie was squealing all over the place in the helicopter on the way to camp and then spent the rest of the time crying that she wanted to go home. It all looked a bit stagey so early on.
Janet clearly thought Natalie was childish. If she doesn’t make allowances she’ll become the figure of hate.
I liked Huggy Bear, he looked to be taking everything in his stride and seemed laid-back. I found Burrell bizarre — he didn’t seem to have a sense of humour.
Sophie was trying to comfort Natalie and also put an arm round Nancy when she had a bit of a cry over missing Vic. She’s a bit like the camp’s mum.
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