BB FANS

You have quite an imagination
Which could cause consternation
We'll give you the benefit of the doubt
And hope that you'll not flout

shall i do a truely momentus rhyme
that will echo through the sands of time
or shall i do a little ditty
which really is quite shitty

Yes, do a truly momentous rhyme
That will echo through the sands of time!

the sands of time
with a dollop of slime
creates a dish
which is not p*sh

Moo moo moo
Where is that coo

You did a rubbish one
I will, too, for fun

The Hippo with a cow pic
Isn't that taking the mick?

milking a coo
for a pint of irn bru

thats a bit weird
from a bloke with a beard

This gets stranger
We are in total danger
Of losing the plot
In one easy shot

trying to think
when my brains on the blink

isn't a good thing
cos these rhymes really ming

Why not call this "Rubbish Rhymes"?
Because of the number of times
One has lowered the tone
Rather than learned to hone
One's creative ability
Into something less cheesy

surfing the net
for a hard working vet

to perform an operation
for the good of the nation

he'll put down a sheep
and make sure she'll sleep

Is that coz the rhyming is so poor?
If so, what can make you so sure
That once he's finished one animal
He won't about-turn continuing the cull?

He will continue the cull
but when there's a lull
he will start getting
rid of the posters

Mary had a little Lamb
She also had a Duck
She put them on the mantle piece
To see if.....................

The rest of this poem can be read in one of the grubbier tabloids

they would bring good luck?