Another poor man used for sex by his his wife sells their private moments together then has the brass-neck to
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SCREAMER: Janet plays the prude in the jungle but according to her ex-hubby she was a real animal
Jungle Janet's a beast in bed
I'M A Celeb star Janet Street-Porter was an animal in bed who thundered to orgasm with an earshattering scream.
The journalist, who threatened to walk out of the ITV jungle camp if she heard groans of pleasure coming from husband and wife team Vic Reeves and Nancy Sorrell, also liked to dress in kinky underwear and be snapped in the buff.
Ex-hubby David Sorkin told the News of the World: "I can't believe Janet was moaning about noises coming from two fellow contestants. She was a real screamer in bed."
David met Janet in 1995 at a party thrown by mutual friends. Five months later they were MARRIED.
But if you're easily offended by child cruelty look away now...because David is 22 years younger than Janet.
Like a lamb to an Aussie BBQ, he says he was snared by the star's knee-length boots, kinky frillies and ravenous sexual appetite.
But more disturbingly, he says Janet's thrashing orgasms unleashed an almighty scream louder than a Camp butler trapped in a Temple Of Doom.
It's the kind of Bushtucker Trial that would have most men shouting I Made A Mistake...Get Me Out of Here! but not gutsy David. Reliving his first terrifying encounter with north London's most dangerous man-eater, David said: "Janet had a huge appetite for sex—she just couldn't get enough of it.
"Our first night together was a marathon romping session that lasted for hours. It was only the second time I'd ever met her and she took me back to her pad. Her hands were all over me before we'd even got in the door. Then she seduced me while playing her favourite records.
"I remember her screaming to an almighty climax as David Bowie's Heroes played in the background.
"She then had another four orgasms during hours of pure lust and we were at it like rabbits until the sun came up. By the end, we were both exhausted."
Another big turn-on was dressing up in sexy gear...be warned, some readers may find the following image very disturbing. Very disturbing indeed.
David said: "Janet would often strip down to nothing but her suspender belt and suspenders for love-making.
"She always wore the most immaculate underwear, in fact she took great pride in it, and we both found it a turn-on when she left only her suspenders on for sex. It felt more kinky than when we were both naked." Following their whirlwind romance, David, 36, and 58-year-old Janet took a two-month road trip across North America—where they got hitched.
Young David reckoned he was drunk when he proposed and the question sort of "slipped out". Janet immediately said yes.
But as they drove towards Las Vegas to wed, David admitted he fell hopelessly in love with the arid wasteland and dusty crevices of this well-trodden territory—and he reckoned the Nevada desert wasn't bad either.
It was a trip he would never forget. He said: "Janet wanted sex everywhere all the time and we even had it in the desert.
"We were driving to Las Vegas on part of our trip across America and pulled over into a dusty lay-by to soak up the atmosphere.
"But instead of cooling off, Janet raced out of the car and pounced on me like a wild jungle cat. She grabbed my hand and led me to a sand dune and tore my clothes off.
"She also part stripped, but kept her sexy leather boots and short skirt on. And she told me, ‘Lets do it! Let's do it, here!'
"I was worried about sand getting into all the wrong places so she laid her coat down on the dune. She was absolutely rampant. Janet had the stamina and body of a woman half her age and the sex was hard and very fast.
"We got incredibly sweaty in the desert heat and Janet's skirt, which was hitched up around her waist, was soaked. We ended up getting sand everywhere, almost over every part of our bodies. It was weeks before it totally went.
"It was extremely erotic and exciting, although I worried about someone driving along and spotting us rolling around. But Janet is very dominant and when she wants something she won't take no for an answer."
It's hard to imagine journo Janet being so sexually adventurous after her prudish behaviour in the I'm A Celeb jungle.
When husband and wife team Vic Reeves and Nancy Sorrell snuggled up for their first night together, Janet threatened to leave if she heard moans of pleasure coming from them.
Listening to her griping on the show, David was amazed, after all he'd almost been deafened by Janet's screams, her crocodile teeth gleaming in the moonlight as he took her time and time again.
He said: "What a bloody hypocrite! She used to shout out my name at the top of her voice for HOURS. Sometimes she would even have a sore throat after sex because she'd been screaming so much."
David revealed she also liked to be photographed while making love. The businessman, who has his own communications auditing company, said: "Janet and I were in the middle of a very hot sex session when she told me she wanted to take photos.
"I had by this time realised Janet had an insatiable and slightly unusual appetite for sex, but I was a bit shocked.
"We used up a whole film taking snaps of us pleasuring each other and performing oral sex, which Janet kept in a drawer in her bedside table.
"She would take the pictures out now and then and giggle. I sometimes felt like her sex slave, she used me to pleasure herself and discarded me."
Just months later, it became apparent that Janet took her marriage vows as seriously as Brian Harvey's commitment to an I'm A Celeb contract. After only 18 months the pair split up.
David said: "Janet began leaving me at home—like a housewife—and going out to get sloshed with her TV friends.
"In hindsight it was a very unhealthy and slightly weird relationship."
David was watching Janet's progress on I'm A Celeb last night with interest.
He said: "Janet has gradually been bossing people around more and more. She is really enjoying it because she has no one to challenge her.
"She will do everything in her power to be the queen of the jungle and I wish her all the luck in the world."
NOTW
