BB FANS

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum clening.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

love number 6 what is it with dogs that want to sniff there

A male friend told me yesterday he really quite likes vacuum cleaning. (He can come around my place any time.) And... he has a cat he treats like a princess except when he teases her - but she gives as good as she gets.