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Do you know any Christmas Jokes? If you do - share them with all of us, please! You've got seven days left anymore!

Here's first:



Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?



Answer: Claustrophobic

Another one:

Christmas:
When you exchange hellos with strangers and
good-buys with friends.

Here I go again:

Did you hear about the Beverly Hills school Christmas pageant?
Two kids dressed as Mary and Joseph and
they are on their way to the inn in Bethlehem.
On the other side of the stage,
a boy in a shepherd's outfit is on a mobile phone,
calling for reservations.

Am I writing to myself?
Yes I am, but I don't mind at all -
I can see that you've been reading some of these clean ones


Question: Why does Santa wear pink underwear?

Answer: He's a man. He did all his laundry in the one load.

Father to three-year old: "No, a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna.

Christmas is the time
when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses,
you don't know if they're celebrating
the birth of Jesus or General Electric.

Question: What do you call Santa's Helpers?





Answer: Subordinate Clauses.

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.

It was so cold on Christmas Eve at the North Pole
that Santa had to jump-start three of his reindeer.

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?





Answer: Snowflakes.

Sometimes I get the feelin
that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays
did not exist,
then aftershave too,
would not exist.

I remember my dad was shopping in a toy store.
He said, "That's a terrific train set. I'll buy it."
The Clerk said, "Great, I'm sure your son will love it."
Dad said, "Maybe you're right. I'll take two."

Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?

Answer: She said, "I could not work out what size her nose was!"

Why was the dyslexic devil-worshipper confused?


He worshipped santa

did you hear about the dyslexic Pimp who bought a warehouse