Monday 20 December
Let's Have A Heated Debate
It hasn't taken long for Kitten to get down to some serious political discussion. "Why not put a limit on people's earnings of say about £100,000"? she suggested to Jade, Marco, Victor and Narinder soon after they'd woken from first night in The Lodge. Wiping the sleep from their eyes, the quartet attempted to bat off Kitten's political onslaught. "I wouldn't share with anybody except my family," grumped Victor. "I've worked for my money," shrieked Jade, looking horrified. But Kitten wasn't standing for their capitalist nonsense. "Why don't we share the wealth around?" she wanted to know. A debate then ensued about the idea of some people staying at home while others went to work, with Kitten suggesting people stay at home doing nothing because they lack motivation. "I'm friggin' stupid, to be fair, but I've always been able to go out to work," Jade declared. Clarifying her position on the subject, Kitten continued, "I'm not a Trot,I don't think we should have a central power." But, it was all too much for her audience and looking like a rabbit caught in the headlights, Marco finally put paid to the conversation. "It's a bit early for politics," he wailed, before pulling his duvet higher and signalling the end of their session. Quite.
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