BB FANS

Welcome to the forum rock band

I have hardly watched any of the BB Panto and tbh I don't think I'm missing much.

Your doing a great job though Madeline, well done.

Marco said that? What rubbish !! Factually incorrect in any event, if memory serves me right Nadia got 3.8 million votes and Brian 4.2 million. As time goes by the voting should be getting higher not lower. Marco needs to get real!

Welcome to the forum rockband.I havent really watched much of the ones so far but I will be watching the performance

Monday 03 January

Back To Work... And Bickering
The cast is back in the Lodge, and no sooner had they set foot in the log cabin, then they were bickering again.


Having gone home for a couple of days, the cast have had a chance to watch the show and check out the website.


And so, soon after arriving back, the conversation turned to the fact that some of the cast had been bitching about each other.


Anouska remained quiet, perhaps having seen or read Victor's comments about not liking her.


Narinder's comments about Nick were up for discussion with Marco labelling Vic 'snide' for not discussing his thoughts openly, and Narinder and Vic looking like they wouldn't be sharing any cosy moments together.


After a few heated moments, the conversation next turned to the Panto Forum, with some of the group admitting to having read the threads over the weekend.


"There was one comment about me and it said 'Kitten's got brown teeth'," Kitten told the gang, vowing not to drink any more red wine in the Lodge as this was the reason for her teeth's temporary condition.


Marco then relayed a comment he'd read about himself, "Would you screw Marco? I'd screw him to a cross," he told the gang, who laughed hysterically.


Just three days to go till the Panto...
Ch4

Monday 03 January

Alright On The Night
The cast have been rehearsing for much of the day and each of them has put in their all.


Most of the group looked to be reasonably poised as they delivered their lines, sang their songs and stomped their way through the dance routines.


Ugly sister, Tim, had a look of steely determination on his face as he marched around the stage in his sky-scraping heels and cerise frock.


His partner in ugly-sisterliness, Spencer, seemed unusually drawn to his own privates, readjusting himself on numerous occasions. Whether this was a take on his character or whether his nylons were too tight is uncertain, but nevertheless his performance was faultless.


As Nick slipped in and out of his German/Swedish/Polish/Welsh accent in his role as Baron Hardup, Kitten looked confident in her part, as did Prince Charming Mel and Fairy Marco.


Meanwhile, Narinder bounced around the stage like a hobbit with an over-active thyroid, and Jade delivered her lines with unassailable enthusiasm, "I'm just a lowly peasant girl from the wrong side of East Angular."


Backstage, Victor (aka Buttons the Cat) was watching from the wings. Turning to the camera, he announced, "This show's relying on me, some of these characters are falling to pieces."


Now he's really taking the puss...
[url=http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/B/bigbrotherpanto/news/story.jsp?id=49]Ch4

[/url]

Monday 03 January

Not The Sound Of Music
The cast have been practising their songs and the result is a nightmarish cacophony.


After the technical rehearsals, the cast retired to bed for a snooze before hauling themselves up and back to another panto practice - this time singing lessons.


Voice Coaches, Mike and Nick, have just two more days to take the cast from sounding like a cat's chorus to sounding like the cat's whiskers.


So, having assembled the cast in front of them today, the pair wasted no time getting the group to exercise their vocal chords.


"La-la-la-la-la-la. La la la la," sang out the cast, warming up.


"That sounded a lot better than ever before," encouraged Mike, too soon.


Then it was on to one of the songs that they'd be singing in the panto.


As the notes of the Dirty Dancing song, Time Of My Life, rang out, the cast began to sing the lines in muffled tones, barely managing to follow the words on their lyric sheets.


But, when it came to the chorus, they screamed out the lines, encouraged by the familiarity of the song..


"I've had the time of my life, no I never felt this way before, YES I SWEAR IT'S THE TRUTH, and I owe it all to you-oo-oo," they yodeled.


A verse further in, and Kitten and Nick had to do a few lines together - and the result was flatter than a half-egg omelette.


Another chorus and Marco doing a harmony brought new lows to the proceedings.


"Sounds like a bird being shot out of the air," Mike told Marco, interrupting the vocal nightmare that is Marco's singing voice.


"That was really bad," he told them all.


Purchase your earmuffs now...
Ch4

Jade is sucking uo to Victor and Louie big time. Her little girl act around them is I was sorry to hear Spencer ask Marco why he was in the bedroom to listen to gossip so he could tell the others. He was next to one of the biggest 2 faced bb contestants ever VICTOR......Jade being the other one, why has he never asked them the same questiong.?
Mel got a tongue lashing from Victor, she also told Narinda her 1930 Christmas cracker engagement ring was nine carrots
She wasn't even wearing her chave fur jacket when she said it.

Tuesday 04 January

Back For Good?
Kitten has returned to rehearsals, telling Panto Director Chris that she will go ahead with the show tomorrow night.


Soon after leaving the Diary Room, Kitten went to the Great Hall where some of the other cast were rehearsing. When she walked in those present turned to look at her.


"Got a problem you t**ts?" Kitten barked at them.


"T**ts?" repeated Jade and the rest in surprise.


"Well, what do you expect?" Kitten spat defensively.


"Shut your f**king mouth, don't talk to me like that?" Jade yelled back in return.


"The thing is Kitten you shouted at Jonathan," Mel reasoned as things started to flare.


"Yeah cos he spoke badly to me," Kitten replied, before heading out to the kitchen where Anouska was busying herself.


"I've got one day left, I will do whatever I f*****g want to do. Maybe this group should have been nicer to each other," she ranted at Anouska.


Jade then walked into the kitchen and asked: "Anouska, will you be Dandini" - Kitten's part.


"Why are you saying that?" Kitten said, looking confused, but then saying she'd go back into rehearsals and play the part herself.


"I'll do it but if one person gives me s**t, I'm outta here," she threatened.


At that point things started to get heated as Jade reacted to Kitten, storming around the kitchen like a woman possessed and using language that really couldn't be repeated.


Beating a hasty retreat, Kitten went to the Great Hall where she came face to face with Panto Director Chris.


Asked by Chris whether he could rely on her to do the Panto tomorrow night, Kitten told him that he could.


With Narinder and Jade spitting tacks at what's gone on, can Kitten be counted on?
Ch4

Tuesday 04 January

Kitten Walks Out Of Rehearsals
Kitten has walked out of rehearsals saying that she's had enough of the cast and of the mentors.


This morning Kitten arrived late to rehearsals and needless to say, Writer Jonathan, and Panto Director Chris weren't that impressed.


As the read-through and important cuts to the script got underway, Kitten decided that since she didn't have any lines in the first part of the script, she'd slip off for a cuppa.


"I'm going to get a cup of tea," Kitten announced, standing up, "look, I'm not feeling well today, I was up at 5.00am," she justified.


Jonathan and Chris, and some of the other cast members, responded by telling her that she should sit down and contribute.


But Kitten wasn't interested, "You're all a load of w*****s to be honest, so I don't care," she announced.


At this point, a normally placid Jonathan told her sternly, "It's your attitude, don't f******g turn up late."


A few more comments from Chris and the group, and Kitten had had enough.


"I'm not going to be spoken to like that by anyone," she said walking out of the room.


Then it was Jade's turn to have her say.


"Always kicking up a stink about every little thing, stupid, ungrateful b***h," she barked after Kitten had exited the Great Hall.


Meanwhile Kitten had disappeared to the bedroom, adjusted her hair and gone back to the kitchen where she sat in silence on the bench.


After a few minutes she decided to share her frustration with Big Brother.


"This is just absolutely ridiculous. I feel crap and I've just been spoken to like s**t," she complained in the Diary Room.


She then reiterrated that everyone had been unsympathetic towards her and vowed not to do any rehearsals today.


"If people respect me, then I respect them back," she ranted.


Big Brother then suggested that Kitten might want to rejoin the rehearsals.


"I don't give a s**t about the pantomine to be honest," Kitten responded. "They're power crazy, a team effort? I've not seen any of that... all I've seen is bitch, bitch, bitch."


"I'm outta here. I came here to get paid, but I will walk out whenever I want to walk out."


Will she? Won't she? Will she? Won't she?
Ch4

Tuesday 04 January

Dreams And Dreamboats
The cast have woken up to their last full day of rehearsals after a night of vivid dreams.


Dragging themselves out of bed early this morning, the gang scrubbed up, grabbed a bite of breakfast and chatted about the dreams they had last night.


"I dreamt that we forget all our lines and that only two people turned up to watch us... Spencer's brother and my husband, that was it," Narinder told them.


"Dreams mean the opposite, so it's gonna be a success," Jade said confidently.


"My dream was horrible," Marco squealed, "first of all I was mugged. I walked into these toilets and into the cubicle and looked under it but there was noone there, but in the next one there was a man who said 'give me all your money'. Then I ran out and all the cast were there and they ran in to the toilet shouting 'give him back his money.'


Thankfully for Marco, the cast managed to get the money back from the mugger and he used it to fly to Mexico for a holiday.


"I heard you had to wake me up," Spencer said to Anouska in passing.


"Yeah, I had to, you snoring like an old bear," Anouska told him straight.


Talk then got on to who the cast could fancy and Marco brought up Dance Coach Louis, who he had a blazing row with last week, and who labeled him 'a poof' and 'naff'.


"Ugh," Marco groaned, sticking his nose in the air as he mentioned Louie's name, 'I wouldn't even look twice."


Looks like they won't be smooching at the Panto after-show then...
Ch4

Thanks for the info, Maddy

I watched the show tonight and missied out on most of what was being said in the hot tub......could only catch the odd word here and there.. the sound quality on the show is that bad!!!

Considering Cam, says he was invited to the final day it maybe that other former HMs may turn up

I think Jon Tickle is going but I don't know how many of the rest of us.

I think Jon Tickle is going but I don't know how many of the rest of us.

Don't say that Cameron It is bad enough seeing Victor, Nick, Jade and Mel on our tv screens without having the 20 second timer delay tw@ and his ugly mug getting in on the act.