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Maybe she will 'Get together' with John.........or cast a spell on him

I think the next BB should have

Micheal Jackson
Pete Burns (makes Jacko look almost normal)
Joselyn Wilderstein
Leslie Ash (bless her)
David Gest
Micki Rourke
and a few others

Can you imagine waking up in a strange bedroom to the sound of a voice saying "THIS IS BIG BOTOX CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COME TO THE CUTTING ROOM" with all of those around you - ARRRGGHH

It seems like Brigitte wasn't the only housemate in for a shock, as the other housemates have begun explaining to her what "Big Brother" is actually about.

Jackie claims that she doesn't know what Big Brother is, what the show's format is - nor understand about nominations, evictions or even the shower arrangements!

Jackie hasn't brought with her a swimming costume (or 'bathing suit' to her!), and is shocked to hear that you get filmed in the shower - and so has said she will take a French lifestyle to showering. In other words, she won't be showering for the duration of her stay!

Jackie has a lot to learn, she claims she thought she was entering a castle with celebrities inside - little did she know, she was joining a house - and a mad one at that!

Shock kicks in for Brigitte

As the male members of the house show the new housemate Jackie around, the shock has kicked in for Brigitte. With Germaine confused as to why Brigitte is so nervous about the situation, they decide to speak in Italian - so that Big Brother and the viewing public don't understand their discussion.

It is clear from Brigitte's body language, as she uses pointing hand signals towards Jackie (who is in the bedroom) that she is angry. She talks to Germaine in Italian, while shaking from what she claims is hysteria and smoking a cigarette.

Their conversation trancends back to English once Lisa emerges from the Diary Room: "Are they laughing at me?" Brigitte questions, as she hears the boys laughing with Jackie.

"You will have to tell the guys to entertain her, because I don't want to be alone with her!" Brigitte told Germaine and Lisa.

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John will be happy now there is someone uglier then him in the house.

Does anyone speak Italian? I don't think Brigitte need feel too threatened as the plastic one does not seem to have a clue. What is she on?

Those lips - did she go to the same place as Leslie Ash?

Where is she going to sleep? If she sleeps in Caprice's bed she will be next to Brigitte!!



Its all good fun.

I heard that Milly, and thought how strange it was, after all, she would have had several meetings with Endemol before, A) agreeing to go in the house and B) before going in the house

it's bling bling round one, I think Jackie is just in the lead, but John is catching up fast, poor Kenzie, his Argos bling just can't compete

Is that woman made out of paper mache?

I feel really sorry for Brigitte, must be hard for her.

and I really can't look at the screen when there is close up on Jackie. why do people do that to themselves?

No plastic (complete with a photoshop goo, blur and distort filter implanted), I hope the other HM's have pointed out where all the heaters are, we wouldnt want her to stand too close now would we. On second thoughts ...............

Hahahhahahahahahaha.