Well here goes those Jackie qoutes,sorry if i repeated myself some new
ones too.
Jackie's awake.
stumbling towards the kitchen she is met by lisa who escorts her back
to the bedroom
"Everything aches". She wants to know what's for breakfast - she thinks
it's 11am, it's 11pm. Lisa explains this carefully, including what day
it is. Lisa - "You mean I haven't been through Wednesday yet?"
"oh bless",says lisa stiffling a laugh "you think its morning"
Jackie was trying to burst into the diary room to collect her bottle of
wine to drink with her dinner its written into her contract apparently
an angry John says "sit down woman jeremys in there" "but i thought he
had gone to the grocers" she added bemused.
to germaine " I've had some cooking lessons, this is how you crack a
boiled egg"
john " so jackie, what's your son up to these days?"
jackie " i don't know. he's keeping his mouth shut on that one "
"I can't sleep with women, it's against my nerves... I sleep with dogs,
they're very comforting"
To kenzie.
Jackie-" you're a really weird looking troglodyte"
jackie " and you, young man, are looking for a slap "
kenzie " come on then, give it. you don't even know me "
jackie " that's so true. have you seen my handbag?"
Jackie: "Im glad they stopped that taking 2 people with you to the
toilet."
Brigette: "It was just for the medievil thing."
Jackie: "Oh, i thought that was all the time."
"I thought I was coming to a castle - not this dump!"
"Look at all that washing up, they should get someone in to do it"
"Is John bi-polar or has he had a stroke ?"
"Later I'll teach you all how to sit in a chair. I had to fall off one
to find out."
Jackie about Jeremy: "What was he doing taking a shower? Is he crazy?"
The others "because it's morning"
Jackie "It's not morning is it?"
Jackie: "Is England still on the map or have they moved it?"
"You could send a harpist in to play while we're having dinner. You
could gag her she doesnt have to speak"
"Is England still on the map?"
"Who came up with the concept(of Big Brother)?"
"Do the public actually watch this?"
And the greatest of all, when talking in the diary room:
"I thought I'd be sharing a house with eight of the finest people of
England...like Bill Gates!!!!
Few more gems/quotes coming in on hearing the news she had been
nominated for eviction "okay when do we leave" and "thank god if i stay
any longer i'll get the runs.
"It took me 20 years to get use to californian people because i dont
like plastic people."
Yet more quotes from jackie.
Jackie-"every show needs an old scrooge."
Jackie on discusing the big brother experience.
"what should i do reccomend the place to everybody so they can break
their necks to get in."
On seeing John outside away from the group, after the nominations.
"whats the matter with John is he unhappy"
everyone- "hes outside having a cigar"
lisa- "john really wants to go home"
jackie-"well he only lives down the road so he hasnt far to go."
on discussing the overalls /straight jacket like clothing that has to
be worn for the task.
"girls i hate to ruin your life
but the bottom line is",
Lisa- "please this will be fun."
Jackie-"girls this is the difference between you and me i admit im a
bad sport, are we on the air now"
caprice- "yes"
Jackie- "well i refuse to put it on"
Caprice doesnt understand jackies protest.
Jackie-"Well there not asking us to put this on whilst they serve
dinner."
caprice- "do you know jackie i dont think there will be anything wrong
with it"
Jackie -"is there something wrong with your head"
Everybody insist there will be drinks and partying if they win the
task.
Jackie-"so what we win a bottle of wine, when i get out ill send you
one."
kenzie explains what to do to put her overall on
kenzie -"i would take your jewellry off.
" jackie -"i know you would dear."
kenzie- "no not me."
Later on.
Jackie-"Who are these brothers."
bez- "there is none really."
Jackie-"course there is whos making us play these silly games then."
Jackie-"Im looking forward to the party they havent seen anything yet"
More menandarins this afternoon.
"I think ill go and put my ass back in bed for an hour"
Then coming out of the bedroom after a 5 minute snooze
"whats happening whats there to do is the wine here, im not coming out
if the wines not here its hardly worth it."
"somebodys gotta see big daddy."
John explains about viewers seeing the best of her.
Jackie-"the best of me is what you see of me but it depends whats
thrown at me."
bez-"Im from manchester"
Jackie-"Russia?"
ON NOMINATIONS
she nominates bez and jeremy in the diary room she explains.
"the fellow who cant speak english and needs a better set of top teeth
i dont know if some kind dentist out there wants to help him."
"And the handsome one who seems to be killing time reminds me of a
beverley hills gigolo and ive seen too many of them."
(Edited due to her rambling.)
Jackie complimenting Brigitte on her ability to cope with life in the
House. "Look at us without any makeup on first thing in the morning,"
she complained. "You've been trained for all this heavy duty stuff. I
haven't."
Jackie commenting on the big brother house.
"I have a routine im use to doing things this is the nearest thing to
being confined to a nursing home"
Jackie- "And what do you do"
Bez-"im in a band."
Jackie-"You collect bonds we have people in america who do that" she
said excitedly, Bez shook his head in agreement.
Jackie-Thats an interesting job collecting bonds.....
Bez-"Er no band" said bez courtesly "Band rock band"
Jackie-"I thought you said bonds".
Both looked equaly shocked when they found out what actually each other
was talking about then silence.
(Edited version.)
The moment was priceless.
This was aimed straight between lisas eyes earlier on today in the
bedroom.
Lisa-"Your so rude,so rude"
Jackie "Who cares look what i gotta work with"
And in the diary room.
Jackie-" The housemates dont care if i drop dead in fact i think they
hope i will"
Lisa is getting a little shirty (i cant blame her but who cares.)and
tells jackie that she would be glad if she leaves.
Jackie-"nobodys more anxious for me to leave than me"
Lisa gets up and walks outside Jackie shouts at her.
Jackie-"Ide like to say your a late bloomer"
then mumbles under her breath
Jackie-"in fact your a non bloomer"
kenzie is explaining the eviction process.
"your not allowed to send messeges to the outside world"
Jackie-"well whos listening anyway"
Jackie nearly goes flying off her chair and ask kenzie for help.
Jackie-"can you sort this chair out for me honey"
kenzie laughs and shruggs.
Jackie-"well your younger than me honey"
Kenzie mumbles and moves away.
Jackie-"by about 3 years"
Jakcie walks into the room bez john and jeremy are sat near the sofas
Jackie-"Is everybody looking forward to leaving we all gotta go i mean
you either walk through the door or you die inside"
Jackie-"is john okay he looks like he is waiting for a funeral"
she also thinks the crowd outside shouting is for real rather than pre
recorded.
she turns to John
Jackie-"John is that hoopala for me or for you what you think"
John-"its not real it's recorded"
she then shouts to bez
Jackie-"is that crowd for me"
Jackie- "Do they know whos been fired"
Jackie complains about the task she has to do saying she didnt realise
she had to go through this.
Lisa-"well next time do your research"
Jackie-"research ive never heard of this s**t show"
John storms off from the dinner in a huff
Bez shouts "are you not eating your dinner John ?"
Jackie : "leave him alone. He will be ok. He didnt get like he is today
by not eating"
when they were eating
Jeremy did you order my wine
Jackie-"I always have wine with my dinner, wheres my wine, have you got my wine, were being treated like dogs".
Jackie-" I'm off to bed now, can someone take my pulse every now and
again to make sure I'm not dead."
"I was told I was coming into a house with 10 of the most brilliant
minds in England."
"These people are air-heads, they are no-talents"
DAVINA: You had seen this show before hadn't you Jackie?
JACKIE: Listen, the only clip of this show i ever saw were two girls
and one of them fell into a pile of bullshit.
JACKIE: I want a nice chardonnay with my dinner! I didn't come in here
to get 10 peas and a glass of water!
JACKIE: I'll ask the little boy.
When someone wouldn't get her wine
Jackie-"Ok i'll ask the littel kid...sonny"
JohnKENZIE... "HIS NAME IS KENZIE"
JACKIE TO JEREMY AT DINNER: Jackie-"The furthest you'll ever go is this
table."
In the Diary Room.
"I'm a threat to these dopes!"
BB: "Jackie, please tell us the 2 people you would like to nominate."
Jackie: "Oh I don't know their names, dear"
when getting up in the morning:
Jackie-"oh I've been sleeping with my earrings that's why I've got this
headache!"
To Lisa and John at dinner - "I think you two are the biggest assholes
sitting here"
To John - "What's your specialty in life - besides being a pain in the
ass?"
Jackie: "What's this?"
Bez: It's my bed, I'm letting you have it to sleep in"
Jackie: "Is that for punishment? why is it up there?"
Bez: "It's a bunk bed"
Kenzie: How's your bed?
Jackie: It's a water bed - it's full of lumps
Jackie "my only regret is how many times, ive been married".
Brigette " how many?
Jackie "only 4"
Jackie: "Is it normal to be hating everyone else in here?"
John: "Yes".
Jackie: "Oh good. I'm normal".
When she read Bez palm' she said...
Jackie- "there's not a lot of busy stuff going on in his head".
Jackie-"is there something about these mirrors like Dorian Gray that
make you look older by the day"
Jackie on being offered face cream, "I am way past moisturiser"
Jackie: "...the little kid, what's your name?"
Kenzie (Annoyed): " 'The Little Kid' apparently"
Jeremy "You can't order people to do things"
Jackie "and, who the hell asked your opinion!!"
John tells Jackie that he puts a collar with lights on his dog whilst
walking at night.
Jackie 'Don't you think that's an invasion of your dog's privacy, maybe
the dog doesn't want the whole world seeing them'
Jackie-'I dreamt Sylvester came to visit me in here and brought me a
dictionary'
BB "Can a house mate please come to the diary room"
Jackie "Why would anyone want to go to the diary room, are they mad?"
"where's my wine? has somebody gone to get my wine? is bigbrother
bringing my wine?"
"i'm going to make some toast.
walking over to the diary room.
Brigette make me some toast"
Talking to Bez about the wine: "This is for you, Brigitte and the baby
[kenzy]"
Jackie - I'm not nominated
Lisa - You are nominated
Jackie - Nominated for what
Lisa - For eviction, you and John
[Lisa then walks away frustrated saying "I can't do this - i'm gonna
strangle her"] lol
Jackie says on finding out her and John are both up for eviction "oh
John, and you were just getting comfortable".
Dermot: "Are you now going to Dubai to see your husband?"
Jackie: "Get real!"
Dermot "is your husband someone to die for ?"
Jackie- "well I was dying when I met him. He is a doctor"
Interview with davina.
DAVINA: "He was in a band..."
JACKIE: "Oh get real. Who hasn't been in a band?!"
Big Brother 'Jackie, you have been evicted'
Jackie 'so what'.
John and Jackie have been nominated for eviction jackie is evicted.
John-"If it wasnt for you i would of been evicted"
Jackie-"i got news for you if i knew you were in ide of never shown up"
To entire group: "I'm leaving. I could see people like you in an
elevator any day of the week."
Jackie at her Press conference
"I didn’t know I was so ugly"
Jackie- "I wasn't expecting to be treated like this".
Lisa- "Well maybe you should try research next time"!
Jackie Research?! I've never heard of this sh** show!
Lisa to Jackie "Your rings are amazing"
Jackie "I had them all custom made"
Lisa "You designed them all yourself"
Jackie "No, I had the size altered"
"You can tell Big Brother to kiss my a$$ ...I hope he hears that.
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