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PostPosted: 28 Feb 05, 19:32 
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Recently a 'Husband Super Store' opened where women could go to
choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...

First floor

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a
job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"

Third floor

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women,
"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove
that women are fecking impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we
hope you fall down the stairs."

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PostPosted: 28 Feb 05, 20:42 
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Hello Molly :wave:

Nice to see you here again :D

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:wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave::wave: Hi CC! thanks, nice to be back! had a tough year and much as I love bbfans, had other things to think about and no pc access... I can't wait to see what everyones been up to though :D


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guess my avatars needs updating though.... hmmmm :oops:


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oooh hello Molly :wave:

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:D Can't wait to see what everyones been up to HD! :wave:


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I LOVE your hamster!!! Why doesn't my cat do that I wonder...?


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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: I'm going to send that one to my mates! ::lol::

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hehehe I only just got the mc hamster/hammer one... :oops:


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