BB FANS

For gods eternal sake
rhyming not my thang
please give me a break
you'd really regret it if i sang

God awful was that last rhym
it made me feel quite sick inside
for goodness sake stuff a cork in it
or i will be force to come down and sortya

Hmmm i dont think that scanned
making yours a bad critique
i think your utterings should be banned
and you should take up batik

just in case you aint noticed
i am the new name in town
You will do my biddings now
or wish I hadnt come online (flip i suck at this)

kinks wrote the wonderful lola
most thought she had female genitalia
whilst the genius gianfranco zola
knew she was as much a woman as nadia

Lets just say its time i joined this thread
yes its me the artist formerly known as pobbop
believe we can make this poetrybetter then bed
rhyming my name causes hardships though to a fop

Zippy, energetic, smiley me is here
Been hoping that the summer's near
BB6 will be such fun
Unless PB and Blags stay glum
This is such a cheesy rhyme
It happens to me all the time
I think I'll give up on this thread
Before some bugger shoots me dead


THE END

Sorry guys

xcellent that was, really honestly milly
mind you i do have a little fault to pick
using more then 4 lines makes us look silly
in fact it makes us look a little thick

To be fair it took me ages
As I know you two are sages
Rhyming couplets not my thing
ermm dum dum dee dee ding a ling

smeg me that Billy is fit
i know she cant act a bit
But she just keeps smiling
makeing me enjoy watching while doing my ironing

God i think HOS got no taste
pipers as attractive as my staff
she prime pork to baste
you must be having a laugh

oh come now you whinging gust
theres nothing wrong with her, that you can trust
shes sweet and sexy and cute to boot
so shove off now and leave her alone its moot

oh please you very weird dutch person
she wouldn't be attractive in narrwich
standards are higher when your human
anyway who wants to stir evans porridge

yuck that was just uncalled for
I could sue you now for making me feel sick
ginger sperm are not the most pleasant image
that you could have inflicted at this visit

Whatever anyone else has said.....
I really miss this thread