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Monday April 4
Press Association

Happiness in Britain is a duster and toilet brush - but not if you're Welsh.

A new survey has revealed that for 83% of us happiness is a clean house but the least hygiene-conscious people in Britain appear to be the Welsh.

For 63% of Britons happiness is a shiny sink, and cleaning gives 57% of the population a feeling of satisfaction, according to the survey to mark Spring Cleaning Week (April 2 to April 9). But the highest figure for non-cleaners was found in Wales, with 15% apparently never touching a duster or brush.

Happiness is a clean sink??

Seriously? I thought it was chocolate

Some wonderful people can combine clean sinks AND chocolate....

chocolate scented bleach?

There was an item on The Afternoon Show on RTE before Easter - presented by BB1 Runner-Up Anna Nolan - where they were pointing out that if you were on a diet, you needn't blow it on an Easter Egg - cocoa butter body rub was supposed to fulfil your needs. Er, no, actually.

what? Dont have chocolate have cocoa butter rub:s'all well and good having nice, smooth skin but as a replacement?

Maybe chocolate sceneted household cleaning objects would inspire the welsh to become cleaner?