The Farm Flava And Lionel Chopped Ron Let Off
With the loud (Farmer Flav) no longer down on the farm and everyones drama queen Lionel Blair despatched to the compost heap the Farm was strangely silent this morning as the Farmhands went about their morning chores.
Without the dulcet tones of Flavor Flav, both sent packing in what was a shock a double elimination, The Farm’s most vocal member was given the wellie along with Lionel.
'Farmer Flav!!!' had become as familiar a sound on The Farm as the crowing of a cockerel or the oinking of Nick the Boar. But the cry of Flav is now just an echo on the breeze, a distant memory.
It’s certainly quieter without Flav around to shout about, well, just about anything. And the loss of The Farm’s walking rap soundtrack has allowed other animal noises to be heard more clearly.
A surprised Keith actually heard the cockerels crowing for the first time this morning!
So, it’s all quiet on the Farmyard front, but without Flav and Lionel’s feuds to keep them amused, the Farmhands will have to think of new forms of entertainment as they enter the final week.
Perhaps Dave could start shouting 'Farmer Dave' for old time’s sake? Or maybe not.
Elimination survivor Ron can’t wait for Gem the cow to give birth, the suprising bovine enthusiast told Farmhands that he wants to see a calf being born 'almost more than anything.'
Ron has been keeping all night vigils at Gem’s side, convinced that the cow is about to sprog at any moment. The dedicated birth monitor was worried that, were he evicted last night, he would miss the big moment.
'I’ve wanted to see the cow give birth almost more than anything,' the wanabee midwife explained to his fellow Farmhands.
And now that Ron has officially survived the public vote, it looks like his dream might come true. According to Jon the Vet, the signs all point to Gem giving birth very soon indeed.
We’re sure Ron will find the whole thing extremely moo-ving.
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