Who's On The Farm?
Channel Five might be keeping tight-lipped about who'll be mucking in down on the new series of The Farm but we've got a sneaky peek ahead of who might just be popping up.
But don't get too excited - it's no-one you haven't seen before. On what can only be described as a reality show merry-go-round, The Farm's stars have hopped onto the show fresh from reality fun elsewhere.
Pop Idol loser Andy Scott-Lee is said to be rolling his sleeves up to get down and dirty among the pigs. No doubt he's also taken some tips on the joys of reality from his girlfriend Michelle Heaton, currently fighting it out on ITV's Celebrity Wrestling.
Another reality show veteran rolling up in the countryside is Toyah Willcox. She's already done the jungle in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, so the cows and sheep should be child's play.
Joining them is thought to be former Mrs Major Emma Noble, model Emma B, entertainer Lionel Blair and porn star Ron Jeremy.
Perhaps Ron will be the one to provide us with a Rebecca Loos style moment this time around? After all, who could forget her stimulating a pig in last year's show?
But perhaps the most interesting of all the rumoured contestants is Jessie Wallace's ex Dave Morgan.
Known for nothing other than his relationship with the Eastenders star, Dave has just launched a scathing attack on Jessie following the end of their rocky relationship.
The only names Five have confirmed for the show are Camp decorating duo Justin and Colin. The real-life couple will be presenting the show and are sure to be up for a bit of celeb bitching.
However, this time round the run will be shortened to 18 days to avoid a clash with Channel 4's Big Brother which begins on May 27th.
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wtf ... wow that really is going to the bottom of the barrel, pulling up the wooden bottom and going deeper 
