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The Farm: Flavor in the outhouse for a whinge.


The Farmhands are a filthy bunch according to Flavor's ranting in the Outhouse this morning.

Flavor is disgusted by the lack of hand washing going on, pointing the finger at Charlene and Lionel in particular.

Flavor recalled how Charlene had been playing with the puppies and then washed her hands, not in the bathroom, but over the kitchen sink - showering all the plates and cutlery with her germs.
"I'm a hygiene freak. I don't want to be taking nothing extra home with me," Flavor explained.


Lionel also has cleanliness issues, according to Flavor, but Lionel has already denied the charge. "He said, 'Are you calling me dirrrrty?'" mimicked Flavor in his best English accent before pointing out, "I'm not saying he's dirty. I'm saying his hands be dirty."

Apparently Lionel won't even let Flavor observe his ablutions either. "I wanna be a witness, but he didn't let me see! Lionel what are you doing?" raged the rapper.

Flavor did acknowledge that perhaps he was being a little harsh. After all, the 74-year-old entertainer may have his reasons for being so mucky. "Maybe that's just the way older people are. Maybe they don't like washing," he mused. femalefirst

It's sports day and the Farmhands face an obstacle course with a difference - they have to race while carrying a bale of straw.

Flavor brought the bad news to the group and warned them that some unpleasant obstacles await. Wading through a pit of manure is on the cards as well as keeping their balance on a see-saw.

Not only do they have to drag the bale of straw with them, the two teams must also remember to negotiate the obstacles properly.
If Farmer Ryan spots any cheating he’ll be waving a red flag and enforcing a time penalty.


The last thing either team wants is to be left standing as the other speeds off. Once again goodies are at stake and the losers won't even get a sniff of the prize.

Flavor's news got a lukewarm reception from the gang. Giving a heavy sigh Emma B muttered, "I smell bulls**t." That'll be the slurry pit then, Emma. femalefirst

Lionel Blair's wont forgotten Flavor's outburst!


Lionel has neither forgiven nor forgotten Flavor's outburst last night and he's finding it difficult to conceal his contempt.

Chatting in the bedroom with Mikey and Emma N, Lionel sneered at the rapper's name. "What's his name anyway? Flabor Flabe?"

Emma N patiently corrected him. "Flavor Flav?" spat Lionel. "Oh I see. Well, I'd rather not be in the same room as him."
Mikey and Emma N were concerned that Lionel was having 'real issues' with Flavor and should sort them out quickly. "Deal with it or it'll just fester for a week and become a really big deal," warned Mikey.
Lionel wasn't too keen on confronting Flavor, but said eventually he would probably blurt out something.

"I'll say, 'Sit your arse down and listen to what I'm saying. You're a f****** pain in the arse!'" Emma N thought that probably wasn't the best way to clear the air. But Lionel hadn't finished his rant.

"The showbiz side he loves, but the work thing he only loves in front of the camera. It pisses me off!"

Emma N insisted Lionel should try to sort things out. She pointed out that he wouldn't want to be down to the final three with Flavor if a cloud was still hanging over them.

Lionel grimaced at the very idea. "Can you imagine me and him alone!" he gasped. femalefirst

The Farm: Flavor talks about his time in prison


Flavor has been reflecting on the time he spent in prison, telling Emma B how he never wants to go back there.

The rapper told Emma B how his frequent run-ins with the law had landed him in prison, although he thinks he was treated better than most inside due to his fame.

"They cut me a bit of slack cos I'm a celeb," he admitted. When Emma B asked what he found difficult about life inside, Flavor explained he had a problem with accepting orders from others.
"I had to abide by the rules of the jail. You're being told when you can eat, when you can go outside for fresh air," he sighed.


Stretched out on his bed, he remembered how you couldn't even enjoy a nice nap. "You can be in bed having a real good sleep and the lights come on."

It suddenly struck Emma B that some of his experiences sounded remarkably familiar, "What, like here?" she joked.

But Flavor is determined that he's done his time. "I don’t want to go back ever," he said emphatically. "I'm done."

Sounds like Flavor might appreciate the fresh air of country life that little bit more than the others. femalefirst

Celebrities down on The Farm have been getting up close and personal - with turkeys.

The celebrities were given the task of artificially inseminating the turkeys reports The Sun.

On tonight's show Emma Noble, Emma B and Mikey Green will be seen massaging the private parts of three male turkeys.

Last year the show came under attack for showing Rebecca Loos pleasuring a pig.

The scenes have outraged the RSPCA. A spokeswoman said: "Before the show started we urged the producers not o act as they did last time.

"Yet they continue to gratuitously allow invasive procedures on live animals. It's a TV show simply going for a cheap thrill."

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The Farm: Nomination thoughts for the second time


Tensions ran high in the Farmhouse this evening when shocked Farmhands were asked to nominate for a second time.

Farm Management made the surprise announcement shortly before dinner and reminded the celebs that they would have to provide full and frank explanations for each nomination made.

Conspiracy theories ran wild as the fearful Farmhands contemplated the chop. “I’ve got a feeling someone’s going on Wednesday,” said a nervous Flavor.
Could someone be shown the barn door before Friday? Everyone agreed that two weeks is a long time with only one eviction.


Like lambs to the slaughter, the celebs took their turn in the Outhouse. Many found the process of voting off their new friends very difficult with some of the more sensitive Farmhands shedding the odd tear. femalefirst

The Farm: Emma shed a tear for Lord the bull

Emma Noble was being comforted by Emma B, Mikey and Lionel this afternoon after watching a bull being put to rest by Jon the Vet.

Most of the Farmhands looked on as Flavor Flav handed Jon the syringes and the procedure was carefully carried out. Though they knew it was necessary, the Farmhands couldn't help but be upset.

"It needed to be done," sniffed Emma. "And we needed to be there. It was such a noble creature." She admitted she hadn't expected to become so attached to the animals.
"It was a beautiful beast," added Lionel.
Emma B, who also shed a tear or two, thought the end was handled with as much dignity as possible.

"The people doing it really care," observed Mikey, of the way Jon handled Lord Connor's last moments. femalefirst

The Farm: Mikey's unhappy with Keith and Orville

Boyband singer Mikey has revealed to Emma B that living with Keith has left him at the end of his tether.

"He isn't my dad. He can't tell me what to do. I'm sick of being patronised all the time," he told her in a bedroom rant at the ventriloquist.

Emma agreed with Mikey that Keith's attitude was a problem. "He thinks if he doesn't do it, or say something, it doesn't get done. He does it to me all the time."
Mikey's biggest gripe was that Keith had a go at him earlier in the day, accusing him of ducking chores after a late night session.

"It's such an agenda," he fumed. "To put someone else down in an attmept to win... it's so pathetic." A supportive Emma knew exactly what he was talking about. "There's a lot of talking down to you going on."

"It's the manner in which you're told as well. F**k off. He really p***es me off. Don't do the job then complain when you've basically forced everyone else out the way."

But Emma consoled him by suggesting the old pro was threatened by having someone young, good looking, funny and talented around. Good looking? If that doesn't cheer him up, nothing will. femalefirst

It's only a flipping animal for pity's sake

Are you the only person still watching this guff???

nah i have to admit I`m watching it, although I` am really missing the fact there is no live feed

Had to change chennels thou when the insisted on airing Ron yanking himself off under the covers its not going to embarress a bloke like him who on the net you can see doing all sorts

i want Flav to win, just to annoy lionel

Flav was the only one I took to really,but have to admit am quite bored by the whole thing.I feel reality TV is just too everpresent and am bored with all these so-called celebs.Still if we're the ones stupid enough to provide them with revenue,channels are going to continue to chuck this guff at us

Last time I voted on any reality show was way back in bb4 when I was despersate to get the bucket head STEPH out of the house due to the fact she was dulling the place up ...a wasted 10p that was, i learnt my lesson and havent voted since

I use the interactive red button for those who irritate the f*** out of me

have NTL digital and the red button only works on BBC