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My freeview one at home only worked on BBC but we have the whole Sky package here.(not paid for by me I hasten to add)

No dear.Farmer Ryan is SOOOOOOOOOO last week

Dave Boring.Lionel 'fussy old man' Blair and FLAVA been voted to the outhouse!!OMG!!!This could be fun

The Farm: Ron Jeremy recomends Dave


Ron is Dave’s number one fan. He can’t stop singing the praises of the world’s quietest Farmhand and has described him as “a non-stop working machine.”

The ex-porn star could barely contain his admiration for Dave and thinks the unassuming Farmhand should have been top of Farmer Ryan’s appraisal list. “He goes the extra mile,” Ron said of the hardworking fireman turned Farmhand.

Ron suspects that Ryan may not have been thinking with his brain when he named beautiful Emma B as top of the crop. “I was p****d off by Ryan’s list. I think he is absolutely dead wrong,” Ron said with a passion oft reserved for other pursuits.
Listening intently, Charlene worried that Dave had passed under Ryan’s radar because he doesn’t play up to the cameras and just gets on with the job in hand. “He’s not a show off. He’s a server,” she said.
“He’s a non-stop working machine, and he cooks!” Ron surmised. Is Dave the perfect man?
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The Farm: The Barn Bites Back


Barn living has its perks after all. The three amigos banished to the Barn last night have found themselves in a rather lofty position - they will decide who is nominated first.

During an enlightening half hour in the Hayloft ex-Barn dwellers Dave, Flav and Lionel revealed what they really think of their fellow Farmhands. And it’s not all nice!

The trio took it in turns to pull names out of a milk urn and discuss the pros and cons of each Farmhand.
It’s clear that they think the other Farmhands must have nominated them at some point, so they’re not at all repentant about nominating right back. femalefirst

The Farm: Emma B talks tough

Emma B has spoken out against two-faced Farmhands after Dave dished the dirt from his time in the Barn.

Emma was shocked to hear some of the bitching that went on behind closed Barn doors. Dave left out none of the juicy details as he told her exactly who said what about whom.

“I’ve been supplying him cigarettes all week!” Em gasped when she heard that Lionel had been sticking the knife in.
Although Emma knows that not everyone on The Farm can be trusted, she especially can’t stand people who are insincere. “Everyone’s gotta be a bit two-faced to a degree ‘cos of nominations,” she said reasonably.
“But I don’t like people that try and f*****g suck up to you and make out that they think the world of you and then s**t on you,” the foul mouthed femme said. femalefirst

The Farm: Flavor Flav The Incredible Sulk


Farmer Ryan was guest of honour at the Farmhands’ barbeque but a fuming Flav was conspicuously absent from the chow down.

It’s been a difficult day of revelations and home truths for some of the Farmhands, but most managed to sweep their differences under the carpet when Ryan and his brother, Jason, dropped by for dinner.

However, one Farmhand chose not to join in the fun. Flav took to his bed early claiming he was tired, but said to camera “Some of those people ain’t my best friend, but that’s okay, I’m not their friend either”. Oh dear.
So as conversation and wine flowed in the kitchen, and Ryan regaled the team with stories of cow mucus, sulky Flav stayed well away.
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Lionel and his hose action last night,, what he did amounted to common assult.. ok so the girls woke him up but how he justified non playfuly hoseing them down with cold water was weird. I feel this may be early signs of distemper or something. If I hosed down my neighbours everytime they woke me up the south of england would be flooded by now

Stupid man is really getting on my wick now

you two are the only people in britain still watching that rubbish

Am only half watching it!!Half of me is giving you a running commentary!

And this weeks flavour would be......

The Farm: Dave's Stock Rises

He may be the quiet man of the group but Dave has his followers. Ron has already expressed his outrage that he wasn't named top farmer by Farmer Ryan.

Now Flavor Flav and Charlene have added their support to the fireman's cause, albeit in his absence.

"If this was my farm and I had to pick one person to run it, you know who I'd pick? Dave. He's the best," she said.
"You're right," agreed Flav. "He's the best out here." But to put that into perspective, Charlene was named worst farmer by the expert, Ryan. And Flav isn't going to win any awards for agriculture either.

Charlene though, was impressed that Dave would get on with his jobs and then see who needed help. And Flavor is getting fed up with a certain blond since she was singled out by Ryan.

"She got named top farmer but she's not running the farm. Don't let this go to your head. It ain't that serious, Emma B." he ranted.

Is Emma B's crown starting to slip? Flav thinks so.
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May 20 2005

Veteran entertainer soaks models in foul-mouthed TV outburst
By Kevin Turner DailyRecord

LIONEL Blair lost the plot on reality TV show The Farm after being woken up by the two Emmas.

The veteran dancer went spare at models Emma Noble and Emma B for making too much noise in the farmhouse.

Lionel, 74, stormed across the farmyard with a hosepipe and soaked the two blondes with cold water.

He fumed at the top of his voice: 'You knew we were asleep. You were making a f ***** g noise on purpose.You're f ***** g cows.'

Lionel then laid into former Dallas star Charlene Tilton, who was with the two Emmas at the time.

When Charlene tried to placate him by offering him a drink, Lionel said: 'You can shove it up your fat a *** .'

After his outburst, the two Emmas were convinced he'd lost the plot, with Noble saying: 'I thought it was funny at first but did you see his face? It was evil.'

The fight with the models was the latest ina long line of increasingly erratic outbursts from the former Name That Tune star.

Lionel had argued with rap star Flavor Flav over a water bottle, and reduced Tilton to tears for not putting her tea cup away, as well as shouting obscenities at the Emmas.

An emotional Lionel, Flavor and Dave Morgan returned to the farmhouse yesterday after serving their time in the barn.

The trio were allowed to nominate which of their fellow farmhands will face the public vote and possible elimination tonight.

Dave, Flavor and Lionel revealed what they really thought of their fellow farmhands before deciding on their victim - Keith Harris and Orville.

Flavor built up the tension by calling out random farmhands in turn before telling them they were not, in fact, going home. He finally settled on Keith,accusing him of eavesdropping in the outhouse and of having his eyes on the prize money.

But Flavor was quick to point out that he has no problem with Orville.

The character assassination of Keith clearly got to some of the farmhands who were quick to point out that Flavor's rant had gone too far.

Former porn star Ron Jeremy was particularly upset immediately sticking up for his new friend.

But Keith confided to farm management: 'I think he just sees us as the strongest competition'.

After being nominated for tonight's vote, Keith and Orville have their chance to take some revenge.

Keith has been asked to choose someone to beup for the public vote with him