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who writes the links for paddy and kelly?

they are terrible!

But then they are delivered by puddle and plank

I would like to know who is writing the scripta for Issy and the rest of the Island inhabitants.


Isabella Ponders On Paul


Isabella is confused about her feelings for Paul. They have an up and down day, all starting with a tiff in the morning over the Daytrip Decider.

They later make up and flirt throughout the day, but later on Paul accuses Isabella of not kissing him. But it’s all right in the end when they finish the evening with a hug.

Isabella discusses her and Paul’s relationship with Jayne. She tells her, "He told me things on the boat (yesterday’s daytrip) that he wanted something deep and serious with me when we left. I said I don't know how I feel.
I love him, he's my best friend. I said after what happened with Nikki, you can forgive but those things don't come out of your head.


"I’m a dreamer..I know he adores me now, but sometimes it’s too late.

"I love him but it’s not the same love maybe that he’s talking about with me. And he said to me I really respect you for not being easy to get like that and I think that’s a really nice thing because he realised that I am a good girl and I really do respect myself like that.

"I had to put on a brave face, it really hurt me, he made a mistake and was sorry, now he wants me again...They were in my face, sleeping together then finding out what happened in the toilet!

"Actually, I don't want to be second best anymore."

She later says in the Beach Hut that Paul tried to kiss her again today. But was bragging about his time with Nikki.

She says, "He told me I was being unloving and he tried to kiss me and I said no. .. I love him more than a friend. I really care about him but today I don’t think I could be with him in some kind of relationship because he was by the pool and talking about Nikki and he was joking and feeling horny and it was like ‘Oh well we only did this’ and it was gross and I don’t want to know.

"Basically Paul was very impatient with me and all I need was a few weeks to see that that person genuinely really cares about me. And he wasn’t willing to wait a few weeks and he went and tried it on."

She also explains the ups and downs of Paul’s love life while on the island. "He did try it on with Abi, he tried it on with Rebecca. He then tried it on with me again. He then kissed Abi on the lips and then I told him how I felt about him and things progressed with our friendship and I told him there might be something there and the next day Nikki came in and the way he made me feel, the feelings came back to me because he brought up Nikki again and what they did in the loo. What he did with Nikki, I can’t forget that." femalefirst

Jayne: Pauls Blown It


"If you want to win a girl round you don’t get a blowy in a bog off someone else" - Jayne's comments....

Jayne gave Paul short shrift over his toilet cubicle capers with Nikki after he tried to play the love and romance card over his feelings for Isabella.

Jayne says, "I told him, don’t come on with your high moral standards about sexual practice, you were in the cubicle getting a blowy on reality TV!"
Talking about how their relationship has gone full circle, Jayne says Isabella absolutely and utterly adores him as a friend, but doesn’t think anything could happen after what she describes as ‘Blowgate’.


Talking in the Beach Hut she says: "I think he is highly sexed, I think he genuinely really likes Isabella and likes her a lot, but you can’t come back after that can you.

"I think Isabella cares deeply about him but I also think she deserves someone utterly and solely into her and wouldn’t do that. Bless him, he's lovely and I think the world of Paul but if you want to win a girl round you don’t get a blowy in a bog off someone else because you think you can get sex quicker. It just wouldn’t work for me that, just talking from personal preference; he would have got short sharp thrift from me!" [ur=http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/62892004.htm]fema;efirst[/url]

WTF was Kelly wearing on her FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ankle socks and.....(sorry was part here,part CLI, part E4)

OMG - exactly my thoughts!!
Her stylist needs sacking - she always looks like an extra from a dodgy American movie circa 1950.

She's a terrible presenter as well. Paddy should have done it on his own.

Shes got a lovely figure but some of her getup well!

I was delighted to see the 2 tw@'s voted off the Island last night
Issy changed her tune about Paul when Pat and Kelly challenged her about her true feelings for Paul. How stupid is the woman?
Also Paul, he did not look in the least bit happy when he was shown how stupid he is and what his fellow celeb friends and Issy thought about him.
I hope Abi and Lee go tonight.


Pauls Gone and Theres A Shock In Store


So Paul went which surprised a few celebs but the public decided...

QUOTES OF THE DAY: Jayne: "I'm not normal - normality sucks. I'm a freak and I love it."

Jayne: "I want her to look me in the face and tell me because if she is messing around with my mate, I'll never, ever forgive her."

Latest: There is a big surprise in store for the celebrities as the final four all go on Day Trips. The winner of the Day Trip Decider gets to choose a partner for a day away from the resort. One of the couples will be abseiling while the other will crew a tall ship.
But it won' be all plain sailing as upon their return they have to swap partners, and the winner of the Day Trip Decider is given an amazing choice: stay the night in the Love Shack, or take a helicopter out of the resort to a castaway island where they must spend the night under the stars without any shelter.

Lee says he was shocked when Paul was evicted. "I was convinced he would be staying and either Fran or I would leave.

He had been so entertaining- he had been the life and soul of the party. He has had his ups and downs and dealt with a lot of ****, some caused by him, some by others. He had achieved a lot and I thought he deserved to be in final. I'm surprised it was me staying and not him.

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Abi Feels The strain


Before they even done the Day Trip decider, Abi begs: "Please let me go, please let me go. I haven't been off for two weeks!"

Liz reads out the decider. It is called ˜Fruit Olympics". She asks the couples to pick three pieces of fruit and put them in a basket that is tied around the waist of one of them and dangles between their legs. The aim of the game is to dribble the dangling basket containing an orange along the ground between cones without losing the fruit.

Fran and Jayne win hands down but later they find out that the winners have to stay behind, leaving Abi and Lee get to go on the day trip.
After the game, and referring to the last time Abi went on a day trip and flashed at a boat full of passing fishermen, Jayne tells Abi: "Keep your top on this time. Try not to offend the nation of Fiji!"

Abi and Lee went on a romantic jaunt through the stunning Mamanuca Islands on their own private speed boat. They stopped off for lunch and champagne and to frolic in the waves.

Abi Wants A Tattoo

Abi tells Lee that she is desperate for a tattoo and is keen to get it in Fijian writing. She asks Losana (the Maid) the Fijian for the following words: trust, happiness, angel, lucky, bravery and strength... What can it all mean?

When Abi asks Losana the Fijian for angel Lee jokes perhaps prophetically: "She is an angel in disguise as a charlatan!"

Meanwhile Abi can't believe she is still there, "I am so happy to be this far. I look around and I can't believe it. It's an emotional rollercoaster. I wasn't expecting to get this far.

"The bottom line is people have voted for me to stay in for five weeks. I don't know why people have voted to keep me in" she sobs.

"I'm just really happy. I hope my mum and dad are proud. I can't tell you how brilliant it feels. I've come so much further than expected."

She adds: "It's happy tears but sad cause I don't want to go or leave people - I'm close to all of them. I don't want it to end.

"Things are going really well with Lee, we are mates, really good friends, yeah it's nice, it's great but don't want to go on about it, I think he is brilliant."

Abi's chat with Jayne has clearly got to her: "Jayne and Lil are all best friends and I feel that I am not able to shine anymore. I found Jayne intimidating today. I am not confident with my mates now.

"I am a bit excluded. I can be a party girl but I feel they are so confident now, in the top, they are not making me feel that I can be myself now, it sounds pathetic.

"Everything I say is not funny, I feel nervous in there with them, a bit intimidated, not my happy fit-in self...

"I am feeling intimidated. They are not being horrible, they have done such a lot in their life, and they are best mates, and just some things that one of them said to me earlier, 'What are your intentions with Lee?....'

"I am struggling to cheer myself up about the way Jayne spoke to me earlier, and on in their own little world. I've got no one to bounce off or talk too. I don't want it to end like this.

"I don't like feeling like this. I hate it."


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Liz Starts To Crack


Liz and Jayne are having a chat when she tells Jayne: "I was causing myself a bit of pain. Just recently it's been weird. It gets a bit confusing if you've not liked yourself for a very long time, then you end up being at this point. It just goes against everything you thought about yourself.

"I had this feeling when I got into the band (Atomic Kitten) because a couple of girls I went to school with auditioned for the band and they were the ones who always got attention from the boys.

"Then they didn't get in and they were like ˜You've got a recall? I said ˜Yeah". People were like ˜Oh really, did you? They were shocked.
"I suppose you can handle it if you think you're a nice person."


Jayne replies: "It's taken a long time for me to like myself. I'm 34 though."

Liz: "I always got by by thinking I was the least favourite in the band."

Jayne says: "You shouldn't compare yourself to anyone else. Everyone's different and every single person has got insecurities. If they tell you they haven't, they're lying. Everybody has doubts about themselves. Comparing yourself to others is the worst thing you can do."

She adds: "You haven't got a bad bone in your body, Lil. You're such a lovely lass, I swear. It's so easy to beat yourself up."

Liz: "You know what's really weird, something that I always ask for in boyfriends but I never do myself. I want boyfriends that will fight for you, who are passionate. I thought that I was passionate about music and stuff but I wasn't at all. You've got to do stuff for yourself.

"Who says that I'm scared of heights? Where did that come from? Why am I scared of heights? I didn't fall when I was a child. I was there and looking at it. I was petrified. Who's decided? Frig off. I don't want to be scared of heights any more. It's weird, when you just go: 'I'm doing it.

She goes on: "Who says you can't be the queen of Sheba?"

She goes on to conclude: "I'm so not music industry, am I? Someone said that to me once. You don't just fit in."

Jayne exclaims: "What, you want to be Britney Spears? **** that man, you need real people. It should always be about yourself. Making yourself happy. Believing in yourself. It shouldn't be about any silly bloke and also that thing hardly ever comes around - the real deal.

"If something's on and it's off, it ain't the real deal. The real deal, if it comes, you'll know. It's there."

Fran: "You two look like two old women sitting on a porch. That's a compliment by the way!"

Jayne: "We look like pensive pensioners!" femalefirst

Lee Muses About His Mates


"I wonder what my mates are thinking now?" muses Lee.

Jayne says: "They'll be thinking you lucky *******!"

Lee: "They'll be thinking ˜You ****"
He adds: "As far as I was concerned, it was going to be like Ibiza uncovered with dodgy sexual games but it's been nothing like that. There have been a couple of cheesy games, but apart from that it's been pure class."


He says he used to weight train three times a week and vows to get back into it when he gets back to England:

"In six months I'm gonna look like Fran. I'm going to build up man."

Fran encourages him: "You'd be big if you trained."

But witty Jayne says: "You'd be a muscular fat *******!" femalefirst

THE CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND AWARDS

Jayne is the presenter of the Celebrity Love Island Awards - there are five awards in five categories and they have to decide as a group who should receive which award, they then have to decide who should present the prize and the winner should make an acceptance speech.

The first award is for shoulder to cry on. Liz says that of all the women, Jayne is there as a shoulder to cry on and presents the award.
The next award is for drama queen. The boys cough 'Abi', who wins the award. Abi says: "I don't know why you think I'm a drama queen, now **** off and get off the stage, I'm no drama queen you're all fat, ugly Lee Sharpe and you are a poser Fran!"


Next up is the Award for Vanity. Fran runs to the stage: "I'd like to thank all the mirrors, thank all the people that gave cake to everyone else!"

He then tries to refuse the award as there's no mirror on it.

The Cry Baby Award goes to Liz and the Biggest Ego goes to Lee
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Jayne Slams Abi


A love-struck Lee on Abi: "She is lovely, she is funny, she is bright, she is humble and vulnerable at times. She is fun loving, she loyal, she is cool.

Abi jokes to Lee: "It's quite a relationship based around tea actually."

Lee: "It's a very British relationship we've got going on!"

Fran: "They get on well with each other and I am pretty sure that Lee does genuinely like her but I am not really sure how much so that is on Abi's side."

Jayne asks Liz: "Do you think Abi really likes him?"
Liz: "I dunno, why?"

Jayne says in the Beach Hut: "I think the world of Lee, he's like my brother and I've got a feeling that he's really fallen and I just don't know if it is the same. I just don't believe it man."

Later, Jayne continues to grill Liz: "Please just tell me!"

And a suspicious Liz asks "Why? For you?"

Jayne: "It's nothing to do with that. I don't fancy him but he is really into her and I really hope she is with him because he is really honest and he's coming from the most honest place and it's really upsetting me because I just don't buy it man.

"I saw him today with her and he wouldn't do that, hugging her and stroking her legs, unless it was coming from the heart. He is really coming from his heart and I just really hope that she is too man. This is not about winning."


Fran: "I'm not sure what her feelings are but she should count herself lucky, he's a proper, decent bloke."

Liz seems to have had enough though and bravely tells suspicious Jayne: "It kind of isn't your business."

In the Beach Hut Jayne yells: "I can't help it. I just don't believe it."

Then she blubs: "I just want her to know that he aint messing and if she is, please stop hurting my friend.

"I hope to God I'm wrong, I swear I hope I am wrong on this man; I really hope I am ******* wrong."

Adding fuel to the fire, Jayne continues: "She actually told Liz in the toilets that she fancied Fran. Oh God. I can't believe I just said that."

But in the toilets Abi says to Liz: "Fran is paying me a bit of attention and it's just like ˜Hello, I've always been here you ****!'"

Jayne: "I want her to look me in the face and tell me because if she is messing around with my mate, I'lll never, ever forgive her."

Jayne confronts Abi: Jayne warns Abi not to break Lee's heart and wants to know the truth about Abi's feelings for him.

"I think he's fallen for you massively, don't play with him, this is real for him, he's a fabulous bloke, and this is coming from his heart. I need you to know that."

Abi's not having any of it though and tells Jayne she is not playing with Lee but is guarded about saying much more: "I want to be private; I don't want to talk about it. It is private. I did nt like Lee like that at first but he has grown on me and we've got close.

"I feel upset we kissed on television. I don't want to be a celebrity couple but I'm not stringing him along, I am backing away a bit, because of where we are, he is good for me, a good balance for me. He has said things to me and I thought he said it because he was drunk, I wasn't sure, but then he says his friends are watching.

"This is my worse nightmare, being with someone I have feelings for and everyone asking about it and going on about it."

Jayne asks: "Are your intentions honourable with my brother?"

"Of course they are" replies Abi.

"We have made plans not to go home straight away. My intentions are honourable, I am not a big one for holding hands, but I am a big one for cuddles.

"I don't want to be like Calum and Rebecca, it's time to get back to normality. This is not the place to be if something is developing with somebody, I don't want to be kissing and cuddling someone on telly.

She then jokes "I'll have sex on telly!

"That is why I was upset after the Love Shack, he only laid next to me after dinner, fully clothed, but I got really upset; I felt I had let myself go."

Abi then reveals she actually liked Paul: "I didn't at first. I didn't fancy him at all. I thought he would be a nightmare to go out with, but we did have a connection there. I am having a nice time. We will talk about it after this. I don't think he is unrealistic about it but he lives in Leeds, me in London.

"These are not my mates. I am not at home, I am confused. I wasn't expecting it to be Lee. If you'd asked my friends at the beginning - I'd normally go for the mad one, Paul, so we'll see. Paul made me feel daft at the beginning."


After their heart to heart, Abi says to Jayne: "Don't hate me if we don't get married!"

Jayne shouts: "What?"

Fran jokes that he's happy for Lee and Abi to get married but Abi tells him to stop: "Please don't; I was winding you up."

"I'm happy for you to get married" says Fran to Lee. femalefirst

Can someone please explain to me why Liz is still in there?

Was wondering the exact same thing!! Haven't really been an avid viewer of this programme but tuned in for a wee bit tonight and she didn't do anything but yet Abi got voted out