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 Post subject: The Saga of MoleGate
PostPosted: 16 Jul 05, 18:56 
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Detective Derek
Day 51,

Derek has told Big Brother that he will solve the puzzle and find out who the mole in the House really is.

However, he claimed that he's not nice enough to be a mole himself.

"I'm putting the puzzle together and working my way through to a conclusion," he said in an early-morning Diary Room visit. "These are bewildering times and it's left many Housemates confused."

"I'm reliably told by a Housemate that Orlaith thinks I am a mole," he smiled. "Well, moles are very nice animals and I don't think I'm nice enough to be one."

The softly-spoken Tory is master of the hunt when it comes to foxes and now he's got the scent of mole, with Orlaith the next point of call for Derek.

"I do not have high regard for her. I think she's mercurial and I shall be turning my attention to her in the next few days...or the next few hours.

"I think I know that somebody has been collaborating very closely with Big Brother for some while now. Are there eight genuine and real contestants in the House or maybe seven? Maybe even less."

He went on to say that he suspects that there is more foul play to come and added that he still has a few pieces of the puzzle to put together.

Sound the bugles and release the hounds - the hunt is on. Tally Ho!

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Mole Schmole!

Orlaith has revealed a very matter of fact attitude to the question of whether there is a mole in the House. She doesn't care.

In fact, if there is a mole she doesn't envy them one bit, and thinks a life of secrecy and discord would be hell on earth.

"I'm not interested in it," Orlaith said when Kemal tried to quiz her on the mole issue.

"What is a mole anyway?" she asked. Well, it's a sort of hairy thing that tells all your secrets to Big Brother, we think.

Orlaith thinks that if there is a mole they are having a horrible time. "They suffer for 11 weeks," she sighed.

"It doesn't mean anything to me, if a person agrees to be a mole than that's up to them," she said. "They are not a real contestant."

Fair enough.

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Kemal's Cunning Plan

Kemal is still buzzing after last night's eviction and came to the Diary Room to talk about life without Vanessa, pesky moles, and staying in the House...err...forever.

"I'm excited to still be here," said and enthusiastic Kemal.

"I am sad that Vanessa has gone, but I never want to leave this place, not ever, ever, ever," he gushed. "Well, perhaps at some point, else I might go insane," he checked himself.

According to the pint-sized diva, the House is different without Vanessa in it. For starters, there's a lot more food, but the atmosphere has also changed.

"There is slightly more integration," Kemal said. "Makosi is integrating more with the boys. It's part of her job, just another day in the office for Makosi," Kemal said wryly, believing that she is a fully paid-up mole for Big Brother.

Kemal has a cunning plan, he is doing a survey in the House, trying to find out if Housemates want to know the mole's identity, if enough people say yes, he will "out" Makosi.

"I think my plan is fabulous!" Kemal told Big Brother.



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I@m with Orla on this, I can't understand why Kamal...and now Derek.. get so worked up about there being a mole in the house. Kamal looks like he's on the verge of a brakedown.

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FFS these chaps are brainless... its a small stuffed aninimal HMs ,.,..i have been saying that from day one ...These people have all the time in the world to think about thinks so never do :-?


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has BB said that a mole actually exists?

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mugatea wrote:
has BB said that a mole actually exists?


It's a pupett! ::lol:: least that was what Dermot said on BBLB he had one to show the viewers, he said it's hidden somewhere in the house.

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That mole looks pissed off. Guess I would be too if someone did on my head what they've obviously done on his :-?

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one fluffy mole found in garden by eugine,kemal and derek not amused


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And Eugene thought he had injured it with the shears ::lol:: ::lol::


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JimD wrote:
And Eugene thought he had injured it with the shears ::lol:: ::lol::


than god for that :D


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