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Day 51,
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That's right, after a spell in the sunshine to top up his gnome-glow Gnome cam is back in town, ready and waiting to spill all his latest Housemate gossip!

And after a Friday night of high jinx from BB and high tension in the House, the newly evicted Vanessa will be joining Dermot on the sofa, Vanessa that is and a whole heap of her friends and family too...

Dr Pam Spurr - BBLB regular and expert on the Housemates after eight weeks will be sharing her thoughts, and actress, presenter and writer Maria Erlane discusses all things BB with Dermot too.

... and something for the laydees - Mikey from Phixx will be flexing his thang too.

If you'd like a piece of the action then put in a call to Dermot with a question on today's topic.

Call BBLB: Ask Vanessa anything!

To get in touch you can either phone 09011 101 101 and leave a message for the gang or text STUDIO and your comment to 83188. Or if you prefer, email bblb@channel4.com and ask your questions.

Calls cost 25p. Mobile and other networks may vary. Texts cost 25p plus your standard network rate.

It promises to be a fun-packed, brim filled show; expect a whole hour of mayhem from 13.25 on Channel 4.

Hmm....how about;
If a train is travelling at 40mph and you are inside the train and running 10mph in the same direction as the train is travelling, what speed are you moving at?

I dare you Dad!

I just asked :

"How much weight did you put on during your rest in the Big Brother House"

My bitchier questions will follow later

If a woman has three packets of biscuits, two bowls of cornflakes and one bowl of chickpeas, how quickly will she scoff the lot and fall fast asleep?

"Vanessa... If 1 litre of water boils at 100 degrees celcius. What temperature is necessary to boil haft a litre of water?"

Calrissian: inspired by the live shot of a pot of water

Thank the lord we no longer have to listen to her hold her breath!

If four HMs are in the bedroom and one leaves, how quickly will it take the remaining HMs to bitch about the one who has just left?

Unit Oral goes 1 nano sec.I could not believe the way she laid into Vanessa after her eviction:-o

Must say I've never ever texted/e-mailed/phoned BBLB - really wouldn't know what to say I'm not one for coming up with the best questions

Might not be relevant to this thread, but the people behind big brother must make an absolute fortune from this show. There seems to be money coming in left right and center. Money from the ads, money from the phone votes, money from the live streams, sort of the same, but money from the mobile votes, and these will cost more as well, and then there's the voting from the sky boxes. Blimey, it's a flaming money making machine big brother. As far as money goes, this must be the most successful programme that Endemol has ever made.

Do you remember BBLB last year or was it the year before?

They had text votes to find out who people thought was going to go!

That was in addition and separate from the main eviction vote!

They did the same on Rise!