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All About Orlaith
Day 58, 11:00
Derek and Kemal have moved on from grousing about Science to bitching about Orlaith. And they didn't hold back.
Derek described her behaviour when Science was evicted as "tacky in the extreme" and Kemal called her a "skanky cow".
But Derek really took his bitching to a new level when he said, "One wouldn't be surprised if she was a lady of the night before she came in here, the way she carries on."
Derek began telling Kemal what he said in the Diary Room last night. "She has defects in her character. We all do," he said. "One example is her hypocrisy."
Derek thought it hypocritical for Orlaith to admit she had no intention of seeing Kemal once she's left the House.
"We haven't experienced that two-facedness," agreed Kemal. "It's behind our backs. She hasn't learned her lesson."
They ridiculed her dilemma over whether to leave the House or not, though Derek has suffered a similar quandary. Derek was scathing about her 'walking'.
"I wouldn't bother walking, darling. I'll put you in a wheelchair. It'll be faster," he said to Kemal's amusement.
"There's something very bitter about her," said Kemal. "She's got that bad model trait. I'm so beautiful, I'm so fragile."
One thing did please them though. They congratulated themselves on dealing with her face to face. "The way we confronted her, everyone was so admiring of us," said Derek.
Thank goodness we've got Derek and Kemal to be so consistently magnificent...
I wondered how long the 'unity' in the house (due to all being against Science) would last after he left. Not long at all it seems!