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aww @^@ ()^

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Maxwell was on Xfm with Jimmy Carr earlier.
He confirmed that they were living together at her parents place, but the "hanging bangles on the door" was a joke - her parents know to avoid her room anyway! ::lol::


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'sex is the most important part of our relationship'

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what will they do when they actually have to talk to one another?


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They had plenty of time to chat in BB

good luck to em, if it lasts all well and good, if its only a fling, im sure theyll have a ball of a time


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That is fine - I just don't want to know about it. :-? :puke:


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nicki wrote:
her parents know to avoid her room anyway! ::lol::

Class line nicki.


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Not got that lucrative magazine contract yet then.


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BIG Brother lovers Maxwell Ward and Saskia Howard Clarke have been extremely BBusy since being booted out of the House—with a non-stop sex marathon.



Millions of Big Brother viewers watched the doe-eyed duo get it on under a dormitory duvet during the show, although the couple dismissed their on-screen fumbles as "friction".

However Saskia's jangling bangles gave the game away and the pair now admit they were gagging to get away from the cameras so they could go the whole way.

Maxwell said: "Frustrated isn't the word—we were just dying to rip each other's clothes off, rather than groping around under a duvet."

But on their first night together after his eviction, Max was a complete FLOP and fell asleep on 34FF Saskia.

He explained: "One minute I was sitting chatting to her on my hotel bed, the next thing I knew I was dribbling on the pillow and out for the count."



She gushed: "We eventually got down to it in a hotel in north London, and it was sensational."

Max added: "When we did get some time alone, it was amazing. There were fireworks the first time and the fun just hasn't stopped."

She also praised his prowess in the sack, saying: "Sex is the most important part of our relationship.

Max said: "People keep asking me why I'm so pale after being abroad and I have to explain that we barely left our hotel room.

"When you look at Saskia it's easy to see why. She's gorgeous."

Now the pair are living together in her family home in Surbiton, Surrey, but nothing can stop their shenanigans.

They have developed a secret code so that her parents know when they're at it and don't walk in on them in the act.

Max said: "Everyone who watched the show knows about Saskia's noisy bangles so, to keep it quiet, we hang them on the bedroom door.

"They're just resting on the door handle so anyone on the landing can see them.

"Everyone in the house knows what's going on when they see them and they leave us alone."

Saskia added: "My parents are going on holiday next week so we can't wait to have the house to ourselves. Then we can do it everywhere without worrying."

As their romance develops, Saskia says they're finding out more and more about each other.

She says she never realised her loudmouth lover had a soft side or could be so romantic.


"Only the other day he went to the shop and came back with my favourite hang-over drink. I was amazed."


We're at it to the Max!



So thats what the mayonnaise was for....
who said romance was dead?? :angel:


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give it a couple more weeks, and those two prats, will have disappeared off the media-radar. ()^

The day cannot come soon enough. :roll:


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I so agree Adrian :D


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Amen to that.

Think she's really disappointed he didn't win. She was worried about being ''forgotten big time'' when she found she was up for eviction and hoped getting together seriously with him would give her more mileage. What a shame he came out the next week.

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It's nice of the papers to give her a nice bit of airbrushing in her bikini shots.

But then they do that for any nobody with huge knockers.


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They are still the most talked about BB HMS this year though, both within the house and out of it - so far no one else (with the possible exception of Sam whos been in a few mags i think) has 'lasted' longer than thier week on BBLB.

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They're only talked about in chav mags and newspapers. Everywhere else they are ignored, just like other former HMs.

Saskia made an appearance at Carphone Warehouse up Oxford Street the other week apparently. I was there the next day, and so sorry I missed it. :roll:


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Oh God, not another one obsessed with the word chav...it's so lazy.

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