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Day 60, 20:45

Asked by Big Brother to express their inner beauty through the mediums of art, mime or song, the group has displayed an uncharacteristic out-pouring of emotion, and gushed their way through their latest task.

Brit art newcomers Makosi and Anthony teamed up to present a bewildering installation, complete with explanations so sweet there wasn't a dry eye in the House - at least in Anthony's eye-sockets anyway.

"How much love is there in this room right now? I can feel it!" he exclaimed.

"That was beautiful," admitted Big Brother at the end of the performance.

Next to rise to the challenge were miming trio Eugene, Orlaith and Derek, all in full Marcel Marceau stripey shirts and braces. The threesome presented a stunning mime of every Housemate, reminiscent of Kenny Everett's finest work.

Finally, Kemal and Craig teamed up like Robson and Jerome to perform their ode to inner beauty. Highlights included the confusing chorus of "dance for we", or could that be "dance for wee". We couldn't tell.

Their dazzling performances won the Housemates a choice of fags and booze, or beauty products and a kitten to play with. Yes, a real one. The animal-loving group chose the latter.

awwww! Not really a cat fan but that is sweet!

How long will it take them to start bitching about it

Steve

I just hope Makosi "I'll eat anything" doesn't get any ideas.

Not when she has a choice of HMs to chomp those big teeth into.

Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma, what a big afro you have?
Old Mother Makosi: Shut up bitch! What have you got in that basket? Cider? You better not have a mobile in there!
Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma, who's that in the bed with you?
Thick as Wood-sman: Why aye, me handles broken of me axe! You're too rough with me chopper Makosi...

It's soooooo adorable. I want!!


meow, purr!!

The BB producers definitely visit this forum among others. We've asked for Paddy the Dog and they've responded. The kitten is adorable, no wonder they waited until SCIENCE left. Poor little thing would die of fright from either looking at or listening to that Yorkshire Pudding.

The little ball of fluff is too cute.



Can we just exterminate the remaining HMs and just put a bunch of kittens in there?

feckin hell blags, that pic makes me want to hurl

Bloody Hell! I thought my hair was too fluffy and unkept. But look at the state of you two!

Not to mention your faces look like my ar$e.

Kemal: Me-ow! What a catty little bitch!

Quit your mewling Kemal, you ridiculous pussy!

Oy!! The kittens the sweetest one in the house! aw... c'mon! that's one pretty cute little monkey! Well kitten, but you know what I mean! Insert soppy word of choice! Monkey, Puddy, bubba-bum, tweetie, doodle, catface, snugglebum... er... well... anyway, never called feline or human any such word! .. anyway. Kittens! Awww.... I'm voting for the baby cat to win!

Alan, cat to win? Can I borrow those pics for my publicity flyers? X

Kitten to win!!!

Complete missed opportunity for the best banner since mine there!!
Science = Yorkshire pudding.

Sorry... I'm easily amused! Carry on!