Double Trouble
Double Agent Kemal attempted his secret mission, but was frustrated to find Big Brother wouldn't tell him if he had decoded the message correctly.
Kemal went into the garden and pretended he was chanting. "Which one is it?" he asked, staring at the gnomes.
When Double O Gnome made himself known, Kemal struggled to understand the code. He could be heard whispering, "Dot, dash, dot, dot. Again! Please baby doll."
Double O Gnome's eyes flashed the code and Kemal jotted down a word and took it to the Diary Room.
Kemal told Big Brother the hardest part of the task was getting Eugene out of the garden. He had, however, deciphered the message as 'LIAR'.
Big Brother told him he would receive further instructions in due course, but Double Agent Kemal was impatient for news.
"What does this mean? Liar. Someone's lying? Are you lying? Was the gnome lying? Who's lying?"
But Big Brother only told him the Diary Room door was open and he could leave.
That's espionage for you.
Ch4