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I thought it was your sister getting married to someone you didn't like.

Hey, Uncles we don't like, we've all got a few of them.

No, I'm sister-less.

That's true but this man is vile and I don't exagerrate for once.

Any chance of my Desert Island slipped disc fantasy being fulfilled Jim?

No? Well you know where you can stick your cigar!

Uhaaa-uhaa-uhaa-uhaa-uhaa-uhaa-uuuu-a. How's about that then boys and girls?

Aand??

Well contrary to some of my posts, I'm not vile.

But I have been known to say 'Boo!" to a goose or two. But be warned, those b_ggers beaks sting like Hell.

[Real life tip: never eat sandwiches near a park with a lake/bird sanctuary. You'll end up in a feathered version of the chase sequence from Benny Hill.]

Oh on-topic, Russian superstar in BB house, never gonna happen, really should of been quite a short thread

Well I would like it to happen. But it looks like another wild rumour. Woulda been good though, because:

1. She's gorgeous
2. Russian accents are sexy
3. It would put Derek, Kemal and Makosi's noses out of joint
4. We need a new element in the house. Fluffy kitten or sex kitten.

No Alan, you do not appear vile in the slightest! It's just the name that made me think of him because funnily enough he has the same one.

Anyway, if I'd thought about it I'd of realised this guy wouldn't of been posting for the last 2 weeks so it's impossible.

Well, there's nothing on the channel4 website about this. Although, i don't suppose they would put anything up till it's concrete.

Ivana Humpalot?

Hey folks, .........well, I´ve really put some work into this....to get more information from my friend.....but "no"..he says that he´s already told me too much and that I should forget about her......but not without telling me, that this Glukoza seems to be a distant blood relative of the russian sczar, whose family once had a deep bond with the royals...WHAT THE HELL! I`m sorry, I don´t know what all this means...but I thought I`ll post this....probably someone here knows more about the history of this country than me...oh, and I found an english homepage:http://www.glukoza.eu.tf/ But nothing about all that there..........just because it´s simply not true or because it is such a big big big secret? Don´t ask me:-)

At this point of BB I would be happy if Cheggers went in I`m so dislikung all of them at the moment

I've been to that website, and the video is good, but could have been better......well, the audio i meant. It's too slow paced for me, it's just like....bom.....bom....bom. There doesn't seem to be much variety in it. I quite like foreign songs, as long as they have a good beat to them, and it matches the lyrics, then you don't really notice the fact that the song is foreign.

But her Guard Dog is superb