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30 July 2005
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Axed Kemal slams Orlaith

KEMAL was kicked out of Big Brother last night but even then the self-styled diva stuck the boot into his hated rival Orlaith.

He told host Davina McCall that tearful Orlaith's threats to leave the house were all lies.

Kemal, 19, said: "She should be sat here. I felt like opening the back door and kicking that girlfriend out myself. She's such a liar."

The cross-dressing Turkish teen had his claws out for Orlaith only hours before, hissing to Makosi: "She annoys me so much. I can't deal with her."

He told Derek minutes later: "She's dry, she's plain, she's boring... all she does is titties.

"Then she does her make-up, eats bran flakes, sits around and cries. What a waste of space. Who wants to watch that wet piece of useless?"

To exit, Kemal calmed himself with a Buddhist chant before screaming: "The diva has left the building." The crowd outside cheered as he blew kisses and posed in a sparkly sari, jewelled head-dress and gold stiletto heels.

Having announced he was gay during BB he told Davina: "I don't know if I'm bisexual or gay. Am I this? Am I that? I'm just looking for a man."

Kemal backed Derek or Makosi to win and finally carry off the £100,000 prize.

Day 65, 11:46
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Orlaith has fled, and Kemal is no more. Now Makosi, Big Brother's sole surviving female, has dressed in black, possibly to mark the end of the era of divas.

There was a time of tiaras, malicious gossip and fabulousness, when the clatter of stilettos and cries of "dahling!" filled the air. But now the age of the diva could well be over.

Kemal's departure, in a flurry of emerald sari and shouts of "baby dolls!" was bad enough. But now demi-diva Orlaith has fled, Makosi is making a solo stand for divas across the land.

The lady marked the passing of her friends by wearing a simply divine black dress and headscarf combo, set off with daringly garish yellow stilettos.

She then calmly sat in the living area and painted her talons, erm, sorry, nails.

It remains to be seen if Makosi will be able to infect the remaining Housemates with the diva spirit. Derek's halfway there, but we fear Eugene may prove an insurmountable obstacle to fabulousness.

Then again, the spirit of the diva is a force to be reckoned with.

Viva La Diva!

Take A Chant On Me
Day 65, 12:10


The familiar sounds of chanting and pinging filled the living area this morning, but it wasn't the ghost of Kemal but meditation newcomer Derek who was to blame.

Kemal frequently turned to meditation in times of stress in the House, and passed the technique on to willing Padawan Derek.

Cross-legged on the floor, Derek chanted for a good five minutes pausing only to ping a teacup with a spoon, presumably making up for the absence of ceremonial bells and cymbals in the House.

The ritual may also have been a moment for Derek to reflect on absent friends, he and Kemal developed a close bond in the last few weeks.

We're going to assume that Derek was not meditating on Orlaith's departure; it's vital to keep those negative thoughts at bay when meditating Del Boy!

Well i think if Kemal hadn't of been back stabbing the way he was, then he might have still been in the house. This will p**s Kemal off totally as well. He got evicted, and then Orlaith walks, so he has lost his place for nothing.

haha Orlaith has punked Skippy good and proper!

Kemal Meets The Press



Kemal had plenty to say when he met the press after his eviction last night...

The diva's out! The diva's out and that blonde bitch is still in! She is dry as wallpaper paste, I'm telling you.

Are you gutted? No, because it got to a stage where I knew that from this point onwards it was fine. I had chanted for my own happiness, I chanted for the results to be the right results and this is what was meant to be happening to me. I'm much better just to be out now than to have stayed in the final and have somebody else win. I wanted to have my own night and tonight was my night and I loved it, it was fabulous.

What's your ideal man? Tall, dark, handsome, rugged. If there was a fit man in there I would have locked the bedroom door and I would have been away. People say Anthony, Anthony, Anthony to me. He thought he was the top totty in there but he just wasn't for me.

What about Eugene? I've always said I like geeky chic but geeky chic is going out this season.

Did you fancy any of the girls? When I came in I thought Makosi was beautiful but when I form a friendship with a woman I don't fancy her.

Out of all the Housemates who would you have most like to have done a belly dance for? Roberto. Because as much as he had his issues with me, he was always up for a laugh.

You told Davina you were a bit confused about your sexuality. Have you ever had a relationship with a girl? Yeah, I've had many relationships with girls, as girlfriend and boyfriend, when I was younger.


Did your time in the House help your confusion? Sexuality is not something that can be so clearly defined. I wanted to show that you didn't need to be boxed as gay, straight, bi, whatever. It's whatever takes your fancy.

What are your feelings about Makosi now that you know she didn't vote to save you? I'm surprised because I thought Makosi, Derek and Eugene had saved me. It doesn't matter because I nominated her in Week Seven.

Are you going to have it out with her? Who knows? I was the diva in the House. She was begging to be the diva and I think when I came into the House, she thought 'competition'. We warmed to each other and formed a close friendship and no matter what anyone says, as far as I am concerned Makosi and me are tight.

What's wrong with Orlaith? That girl is dry, I've had wines dryer than that girl. She does nothing. It got to the point when I couldn't sit and have a conversation with her, she's got no substance. It got to the point where I was ready to kick the bitch out the back door myself. But good luck to her. She didn't appreciate being there and that's what got to me most.

Who's going to win? I have no idea. If it were up to me I would choose Derek or Makosi.

You had a go at Makosi for being something she wasn't, but said yourself that you were going to use the House to be someone that you weren't. I am myself. This is me. I was like this in the House I was like this in the Diary Room. I was not, as some people [were] in the House, constructed entertainment.

You're known for the ferocity of your words and other Housemates have come close to physical violence. How close did you come to that? When Maxwell poured a glass of water over me I truly felt I was in physical danger. I thought, 'This boy is going to hit me now'. I didn't care and I knew that if he hit me he was out.

Are you worried about that spilling over into real life? No. I got a lovely response from everybody tonight and I'm grateful to everybody who came down and I got a really warm reception, which I loved. Not one person said a negative comment to me about my time in the House.

What are your plans now that you have left the House? Have you ever considered starting up your own fashion label? I love clothes, I love shopping with my friends, but I can't draw. I think Orlaith asked me once if I wanted to get into fashion. I could give her some tips.

Is this the last we've seen of you? Definitely not. This diva's gonna be around for a long while yet.



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Oh so funny, obscurity awaits Skippy

God, I hope not!

He says Anthony wasn't for him, but he was quite willing to three way snog him and Orlaith in the pool. And wasn't it said, that he fancied Anthony in the house some time?? Sounds to me like someone is telling porkies, just because they never got it on with him. Actually, i think he was telling Makosi and Vanessa this.

I stopped reading at this point, i know everyone is entitled to make up their own mind about people...but surely you have to be a special kind of stupid to still think she is your friend after seeing/hearing about everything that's gone on.