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Aww, this is a lot for Eugene to take on board. Finding him quite endearing just at the moment..

But will Del do the interview?

Yes, it was just a pathetic threat from a pathetic wannabe

Oh well I shall harbour as much respect for him as his fellow(?) Tories

Earlier on he was saying he was looking forward to meeting Davina. I think he'll view it as a opportunity to market himself. Don't know if he'll want to play silly games on BBLB, though.

Eugene: "I see Derek as an upstanding member of the community."

Maybe if it was a leper colony.

Wow - Derek's speech to the house - almost like something a certain Mr Blair might say..

'Things can only get better...can only get better...'

...and he's bound to be pleased with the rapturous reception from the rabble.

Quite a good reception. Astonishing isn't it? After Orlaith's theatrics how quickly the public cool down.

No better man to press the flesh (oh, I'll have to stop posting so much - sorry!)

No GG, the more double entendres the better.

Davina loves him coz hes posh. and they have a relationship

Davina has to pretend to like Posh Tories as part of her everyday work in TV.

Rubbish, go away tosspot, please, Davinas a ****

"Cross the golly!?"

I think his ingratiation into Tory Circles has left the man very warped.

He'll be writing a letter to Science.

And Science will write two letters back:

F U