BB FANS

oh my, Craig got his kiss !

Cal: shocked !

there seems to be some kind of rift in the fabric of space-time,, eugene keeps phasing in and out of the garden shot. Freaky stuff.

Cal: toot toot

remind me why i bothered getting the internet streaming again

I rekon Makosi has kicked off big time,. this might be a real incedent .. she was showing all the signs for one

Is that for the task, or just recreational?

Makosi told Ant and Craig not to talk about the difference between African European hair in her company......touchy subject for her or what!

It being Eugene ..who knows!

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Day 73, 18:45

Eugene has collected his secret mission but is such an old timer at these things he took it in his stride.

He seemed unsurprised when told he, and only he, would be pretending to be hypnotised, while the others would be under the influence of Melvin the Magnificent.

Eugene was told his trigger word would be 'chicken'.

"Fair enough," said Eugene.

"You must stand up and act like a chicken, clucking and squawking around the House," Big Brother told him.

If Eugene convinces the others he has been hypnotised to act like a chicken, Housemates will receive a reward.

After a moment of reflection, Eugene did a remarkable chicken impression to warm himself up for his performance later. It's hard to imagine Housemates will believe he's anything other than hypnotised or insane.

seriously we still have no live feed ten mins in

aye. This is pissing me off. Its now coming into the mid-part of the evening, and all we got to watch is a stain covered duvet on the grass. I swear C4/Endemol do this just to annoy me personally.

Calrissian: the feed is mostly cut at night.....mostly.

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Day 73, 19:30

Kinga crept into the Diary Room, and took a deep breath, bracing herself to be hypnotised by Melvin the Magnificent, only to be told she was on a secret mission.

Kinga was told she would not be hypnotised but must convince the others she is. Her trigger word would be 'spaced'.

When Kinga hears the word spaced she must act like she's an alien. It must appear that she has never heard English before and had never before left the Milky Way.

Kinga must ask the strange humans in the House where she is and how to get back to her planet.

Kinga accepted her mission, crossed herself and asked if she could say she was from Saturn.

Makosi was the last in the Diary Room, complaining all the way that she would not take part in a hypnotism task.

However when she found she was on a secret mission, she changed her tune. Her trigger words were 'super hero'.

She will think she has super powers such as the ability to move objects without touching them.

It should be mighty interesting...

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Day 73, 20:00

Anthony and Craig have both performed their hypnotist tasks to the other bemused Housemates.

Anthony was first up when the voice of Melvin the Magnificent triggered his hypnotic state with the words 'hot stuff'.

Anthony immediately started dancing around the room, until he spied Kinga. "How good looking are you?" he asked, moving toward her, ready to mingle.

"I don't like it," said Craig, but it was to get worse.

He fondled her boobs and kissed her longingly. She didn't seem to mind.

Next though, he went after Craig, who screamed and backed off.

"Have you been working out," Anthony asked him.

"Get away," Craig squealed.

"You're six foot three of burning love," Anthony said, lustily, pinning Craig to the wall and kissing his cheek.

Makosi hid as Anthony went after her, telling her how fit she is. Eugene looked very uncomfortable as Anthony neared, but he managed to avoid any tongue action.

When Melvin snapped him out of it, Anthony did a brilliant job of appearing confused.

Craig tried to convince him he had snogged and fondled him. Anthony was furious that Big Brother would have made him do such a thing. He was going to the Diary Room to complain.

"I'm not kissing f***ing dudes," he ranted.

But before he could storm into the Diary Room, Melvin put Craig under his spell. Craig was slightly rubbish at pretending he was naked at a wedding, telling everyone "I know I'm naked," and not leaving much for them to imagine.

When he was brought back to reality Craig said he couldn't remember a thing.

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Day 73, 21:00

You might believe there was life on other planets after witnessing Makosi and Kinga perform under 'hypnosis'.

First Makosi heard her trigger word 'superhero'. She didn't do anything dramatic, just sat there in her sunglasses, saying, "I can hear her," mysteriously.

She had taken on the ability to speak to people who were hundreds of miles away.

"She's talking to me about the bookies," Makosi said referring to her sister's supposed words of wisdom.

"Kinga is second!" she announced. "She keeps telling me, Craig, you're winning,"

"For f***'s sake," said Craig.

She then said, "Kinga, you don't f***ing deserve it. You just walked in."

When Melvin awoke Makosi, she went into acting overdrive, crying in distress and wailing, "I don't like not knowing what I've been doing."

But her tears were interrupted by Kinga's trigger word, spaced.

Kinga suddenly looked scared and told everyone to get away. "You invader, get away!"

Although she was supposed to have never heard English before she screamed, "Get away from my f***ing base," so she was obviously a quick learning alien.

Makosi wasn't sympathetic to her hypnotic state telling her, "You touch me, I will slap you."

But Kinga was too distressed by the plight of her planet to care. "I want my planet!" she shouted until Melvin brought her round.

Whatever planet she's from, we'd be best advised not to provoke a confrontation.

Hmmn, Kinga wasn't very convincing at the hypnosis thing. About 1 second before her name got called out, she started with the hypnosis act. I'm surprised the others didn't click on because of this. It seemed obvious to me that she was faking it, unless they were all still looking at Makosi after her hypnosis act.