BB FANS

8 August 2005
Mirror
Jim Shelley

AFTER 8,367 days, the final week of Big Brother is finally with us.

What can we expect? Alcohol will flow freely to assist Craig's last attempt at seducing/ molesting Anthony before he flees the hairdresser's clutches, has plastic surgery and goes to live under an assumed name in Argentina.

For his part, Craig can start to prepare himself mentally for the people (and animals) of Norfolk crossing the road each time they see him coming.

Makosi will continue to appear in the Oxford English Dictionary under "enigmatic".

As the only two-dimensional person on the show - which in this company is, admittedly, not difficult - she probably deserves to win.

Another reason for Makosi to triumph is she's probably the maddest of the bunch - which in this company, actually IS difficult. Then again, black people never win reality TV shows in Britain, as Lemar and others discovered.

As a nation, we should also brace ourselves for one last act of debauchery in which Kinga straddles Eugene's head and sucks him up into her like a sea creature.

Above all, there will be more back-stabbing and manoeuvring than a series of Wacky Races as the not-very-famous five contestants pretend not to care about the £100,000 prize while walking around with Tom and Jerry-style dollar signs in their eyes.

Like Craig, Kinga and Eugene, it will not be pretty. One of the other two will probably win. At least Anyone-But-Anthony would be an upset.

yes thats right Makosi wont win BB because she is black

Makosi's colour has nothing to do with her winning or not. Her nasty, vile, arogant personality has lost her the title.

he's making an observation that black people don't win reality tv shows, which he's based on the huge number previous of reality shows

I hypothosised that the high number of ethnic minorities this year was BB attempt to gurantee a black winner, with Science the most obvious choice

anyway Mr Shelley's wrong, Tim from The Apprentice was the black winner of a UK reality tv show - you'd think a tv critic would remember this

I agree BB tried to get a black winner this year, what a shame we will get 'bland, white, pretty dumb' guy to win again.

I would rather Makosi win over Anthony because she has put herself on the line more, taken more risks, she has not been afraid to speak her mind when needed (and when not!) rather than 'i dunnae wanna talk about it, like' Anthony.

BB could have had a fantastic winner in Science, unfortunately they chose to edit him so badly to the point of no return.

I'm a big Science fan, but he did himself no favours in his last week

at least he's grabbing his moment in the spotlight, thought he was very good on MoM a couple of weeks ago

I agree it was 6 of one, half a dozen of the other though.

He was provoked terribly, with Craig et al in the living room openly stating they were going to 'expose and destroy him' funnily enough just before nominations. If they had shown that part of the conversation, Science would have stayed. Science's trouble was, he couldnt back down, but he is young and he will learn in time.

I watched the live feed alot that week, and it had me in tears on a number of occassions because alot of things they said about him were out and out lies, and i cant stand seeing anyone ostracised, it wasnt right when they did it to Sam either.

But oh well, like you said, he is doing well out of it, and seems to be more in demand than the gruesome twosome (Maxkia) so its all good.