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Day 74, 16:20

The play's the thing for the Housemates today as they've been challenged with writing and performing the Big Brother Play.

The script must be inspired by the Housemates' most memorable experiences in the House.

But the thespians will have their work cut out for them as they must include every one of this year's Housemates in the show.

Each member of the cast can play at least two other Housemates but must not play themselves. That would be far too easy.

And of course all-powerful Big Brother must feature at some point in the production, which should last at least five minutes.

If the luvvies manage to put on a show-stopping performance, they will be rewarded with a fabulous after show party later this evening.

Break a leg Housemates!

Tedious Tedious Tedious

Hmmn, wonder if we will be treated to some sexy alcohol fueled antics tonight then

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Day 74, 18:00

Housemates have been practising their roles for the Big Brother Play and promising to unleash some stunning theatrical talent. Possibly.

Makosi told Big Brother that she would be playing Kemal, Vanessa, Mary and Sam in the production. Craig is to play Lesley, Anthony and Saskia; Eugene will be Big Brother, Derek, Science and Kinga. Anthony is playing Maxwell, Craig and Roberto, and Kinga will perform as Eugene, Makosi and Orlaith.

Early rehearsals have been rough and ready, but revealing. Anthony tackled his role as Craig, shouting, "Why don't you help me? Anthony, help me!"

Kinga asked Craig to 'do' her and Craig responded with, "Let's get drunk and talk about sex."

Anthony's Maxwell was a little Dick Van Dyke unfortunately, but played with a lot of enthusiasm.

Eugene practising Science's catchphrases of "Standard, man" and "Power to the people" sounded like a vicar trying to be 'street', but he's only warming up, bless him. You may be convinced The Entertainer himself has returned by the time the curtain falls.

Kinga summed up the areas she'd be concentrating on for her Eugene impression. "Teabag talk, stuttering, thank you times a million..." she told him, then said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you," as Eugene laughed nervously.

They may not hear the roar of the crowd, but our luvvies are preparing to tread the boards with all they've got. Whether that's a good thing remains to be seen...

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Day 74, 21:00



I WANT ANTHONY


Housemates performed the Big Brother Play on a specially erected stage in the garden and gave an interesting insight into life in the House.

It wasn't so much a play as a series of sketches featuring Housemates past and present arguing like crazy.

First up was a clash between Mary and Saskia in which Saskia confronted Sam over claims she had fake boobs. "You're so harem," shouted Saskia, played with enthusiasm by Craig.

Other highlights included Roberto, challenging Anthony. "Bring it on, you mother funky," said Roberto (Anthony), as Anthony (Craig) yelled, "Howay, man."

Kinga was funny as Orlaith, being woken by Science (Eugene). "I'm this close to walking out," she threatened repeatedly.

Maxwell and Saskia were revisited in a bedroom scene in which Maxwell (Anthony) got out of bed to drench Kemal (Makosi) when he complained at his "ordeal" of having to listen to them smooching.

Vanessa and Craig, played by Anthony and Makosi had a ding-dong about Team Britney and Eugene played Derek, suggesting Anthony return to a coalmine.

Lastly Craig and Anthony played each other and had a right old barney, before getting warm applause from the rest of the cast. Some things never change.

Taking a bow, applause was played into the garden. Kinga couldn't resist the temptation to flash her baps.

Big Brother then announced the cast could join the after-show party, however neglected to mention that all the drink supplied is non-alcoholic, including the beer and the wine.

It's not like that in the West End, darling...

I was wondering when this task would happen, they do it in some form every year!
Also watch out this week for 'The BB6 Awards'!