Too Little Too Latex
Eugene and Kinga fell out tonight after Kinga got drunk on non-alcoholic wine.
Eugene had gone to bed early and was reading the Welcome Pack again, but Kinga wouldn't leave him alone.
First she guffed loudly then apologised. "God that stinks. I'm sorry Eugene."
Next she sang her own version of Tainted Love, right in Eugene's face. Clearly irritated, Eugene kept his patience, saying, "Very good."
Bored, Kinga opened drawers until she found something that amused her: a condom. She tried to fit it over her head with Eugene looking distinctly uncomfortable.
"Kinga, it's not funny," he said sternly.
Kinga took her find out to the pool. Eugene moved her wine to the other side of the room and muttered under his breath, "Stupid bitch."
When Kinga returned, with the condom filled with water, she was hurt that Eugene didn't want her next to him.
Kinga hunts for something to play with
"I'm not that p***ed. I'm only being myself," she said. "Are you really a virgin?"
Eugene confirmed that he was, but that he would consider sex if he'd been with someone a long time.
"Have you brought condoms in here?" Kinga asked.
"No," said Eugene.
"Liar. Why are you lying?" said Kinga.
"Idiot," said Eugene.
"Who's an idiot?" asked Kinga.
"You are," he replied. "I'm not lying. I haven't brought any condoms because I don't plan on shagging anyone."
Kinga wanted to know why she was being called an idiot. Eugene said it was because he was being called a liar. When Kinga assured him she was joking, he apologised.
"It's not very nice calling people an idiot. Every one of them talks about you and I'm the only one who sticks up for you. Seems like everything they say is true," she said, before she accepted his apology and they resumed their strange and difficult friendship.
Ch4
