BB FANS

I was surprised no-one started a thread about this, so I'll do it.

Andi Peters was very slimey on today's show. Mutual appreciation society between him and Kermitt. Bloody 'presenters' have replaced luvvies as talentless boot-lickers, over-employed, over-paid, and on our tv screens.

Anyway, Peters was giving us the benefit of his wisdom (hey, he's ON tv and produces it so you all damn listen plebs, you might learn something) on who 'deserves' to win.

He said Ant didn't deserve to win because he doesn't do anything and a boring person shouldn't win Big Brother. And I immediately thought, hmmm, I know where this is going...

And sure enough! 30 seconds later he is proclaiming EUGENE, yes, EUGENE deserves to win??????

I nearly fell off my chair!

And they had the bucking bronco on the the show, purely to mock two fat women falling off. Derek later said he'd have loved to have done it but couldn't because of his back, which he said is ok now. Well, the equipment is outside the effing studio, drag the twit out there and force him on it! Make him back up his words with actions this time!

Honestly, this, along with Kermitt's stupidity/reluctance to chide Peters for his bare-faced hypocrisy/delusion makes me with BBLB would be cancelled next year or at least a new team, presenter, ideas, and TRUTH injected into the jaded format.

BBLB is such a sycophantic little show. Shouldn't it be the duty of all little brothers to annoy, vex and thwart their big brothers?

Oh, and Roberto popped out of a fake cake to surprise Derek on his birthday. Yawn, didn't see that coming.

Couldn't it have been someone from the Animal Liberation Front dressed as a fox and brandishing a Kalashnikov? Spray them ALL mate!!!

The fat women falling off the bronco annoyed me as they both tied, even though one fell off a second earlier but the clock carried on for some reason which messed everything up as they didn't have a contingency plan. Now the bloke who actually managed to stay on has to face 2 people to win the prize tomorrow instead of 1, even though he beat both of them! Good old BBLB, the words 'piss up' and 'brewery' spring to mind....

The more obnoxious of the fat women is bound to win.

Maybe that's what BBLB want. What a 'character' she is!

As you say, it's very unfair on the guy. Couldn't the twerps in the control room and Kermitt have thought of a tie-break question between them? It's not hard, any BB fan could think of one within five seconds?

Say, "how many times, to the nearest hundred, has BB rigged the nominations and tasks to save Makosi's skin?"

Yeah, the one who started jumping around and gloating when someone got eliminated yesterday I suspect!

Do they do production meetings for this show or have a chat just before they go on air and hope for the best I wonder?

Andi Peters is nothing without Ed the Duck by his side.

And the same is true of Schofield.

That fat muppet side-kick he works with now is clearly the more-talented of the two. A theme of pretty-boy children's TV presenters.

Is it me or did anyone notice Andi huge arm muscles, he must of been doing a lot of working out, when he was in the broom cupbard he had really thin arms.

Missed it

Used to have the teeniest crush on him when I was younger...

I'd like to crush him. My fingers around his throat.

You know alanlapin, thats one of the things I really like about you. Youre ability to be tactful and a born pacifist.

Some things are worth fighting for!!!

YAAAAAR!!!!



Alan Lapin: His meow is worse than his scratch

I thought Roberto was going to give Derek a full on kiss..... Does anyone think Roberto is gay?

Well he was a soldier boy.

Can I make an inappropriate joke about the Italian army and rear retreats?

No? Thought not.

not gay....just very secure with his sexuality

but then i would say that.....