Are you Eugene supporters really saying, BB6 - the Year of Eugene!! I'll remember the orange sofas longer than I will Eugene! And they are less maleable and doormat-like than that twittering twerp.
It's a game show, an entertainment not a social work experiment. He's like a contestant on a quiz show who can't answer any of the questions yet ends up taking the prize! Big Brother has turned into Bullseye! Bullsh!t! Give Eugen his caravan and tell him to f-off. Sometimes it's better to say f-off than thank you!!
Nor should BB should not be a therapy course for Eugene to find out he has Asperger's. It should not be a "Test the Nation" where the viewer's emotional IQ is tested. Vote for a worthy winner, don't prop up a social misfit. Or rather the biggest misfit left. You're gonna give a green light to next year's HMs to be dull, interaction-avoiding fake goody-goodies. Give me Jade Goody over any such self-absorbed bores any time.
He 'seemed' a nice lad, but really, c'mon, as I said, are we happy to say BB6 is "The Year of Eugene"? His money grabbing, condescension toward Kinga, the cyanide cigarettes comment, etc. show that he is quite sinister underneath that veneer of forced politeness. He says "thank you" and never an informal "thanks". He has all the sincerity inherent in the bland, we want your money again of the business phrase - "Have a nice day?". Eugen is a pre-recorded telephonist's greeting. An archetype of politeness, he's robotic. He doesn't know when to say thank you, so just says it at the end of every conversation. If you can't be natural, don't bother. And he's in bed by 10pm every night! Gor blimey! How can you vote for someone who goes to be before the sun sets or the nation's toddlers are tucked up and dreaming of ring-tones?
Eugene can cry over cakes, but quite calmly he can cheat the winner out of £50,000. He's got his cake now and is eating it, and now you Eugeneticists want to give the twerp the OTHER half of the cake! Well I hope he chokes!! The other HM's all played their part in baking this cake, it may be half-baked but all Eugene did was stand by the side of the kitchen reading out the ingredients of the cake mixture on the box!! "Oooh, the yeast here is 40.16% poly-unstaturated... did I ever tell anyone about the time I had some Vitamin pills and..."
So the cake muncher, bloated and suffering from moral indegestion suddenly regrets his greed so he moans that he thinks he has done something 'morally wrong', hoping to deflect any righteous rage heading his way from the other HMs and hoping to achieve the opposite, hard-neckingly garnering sympathy for his self-serving decision.
You Eugene fans would all be up in arms if someone other than he had taken it, especially if it had been Makosi. In fact you'd be SEEEETHING! "How dare she take the money, who does she think she is? This is outrageous, she has no right to do this!"
Yet if Euweenie had turned it down you'd all be saying what an innocent but highly moral young man he is; let's vote some more! Yay for Eugene!
Well, even if you degenerates here don't believe it was morally wrong, Eugene believes it was, so what does that say about him? He knows the difference, he knows what the right, what the decent thing to do would be. But he opts for the evil path! That's the true
Eugene. Nothing but cant. All talk about morality and principles, but just another 'I'm all right Jack-ass'!
Just like Derek. His niceness is as much an affectation as Derek's accent and wisdom, both projections and protections to hide their true selves. Hiding behind manners and insincere morality. Derek showed his true nasty streak last night on BBBM and Eugene showed what a selfish runt he is by taking the money (and hoping to run). If he'd known he'd have to go back in and face them, the coward would probably have declined the money.
Nadia did very little last year bar become a screaming harridan when she couldn't get cigarettes, but she at least had the balls to stand up to Jason, and in her quieter moments was interesting. Eugene is incapable of any of that. Eugene is just ar$e-achingly dull and cringeworthy. It's not funny, not even as a surreal, parallel world fantasy to elect the Drip as this year's winner.
Are people really exorcising their own inner-nerd by voting for him? Are are they just washing the nerdiness off themselves? Are people diminshing the sting of their own geekdom by validating the ultimate nerd?
Fine. But you have ruined BB and made your mother cry. I hope you are all happy. Now go to bed, and no! you can't have any cake. Let them eat bread!
That number again to vote for Eugene -> 09016 666 or Text 'Avarice' to ...
And if anyone read all the above, I'd be very surprised...
